Caught In The Act

Oops, still got caught by 19!

😱🎂🫣 Oops, still got caught by 19! // 糟糕,还是被19岁抓到啦! Zāogāo, háishì bèi 19 suì zhuā dào la! // Tao cao, hoàn thị bị 19 tuế trảo đáo lạp! // Ôi không, vẫn bị 19 tuổi bắt được rồi! Expand your Chinese vocabulary beyond today’s quote with my HSK 1–9 vocabulary lists at https://ngocnga.net/hsk-1-9-vocabulary-list-with-no-muss-no-fuss/.

Memory Loss

With my current memory, I wouldn't even need to drink Meng Po soup before going to hell.

🧠😅🔥 With my current memory, I wouldn’t even need to drink Meng Po soup before going to hell. // 就目前的记忆力来说,下地狱根本不用喝孟婆汤。 Jiù mùqián de jìyìlì lái shuō, xià dìyù gēnběn bùyòng hē Mèngpó tāng. // Tựu mục tiền đích ký ức lực nhi thuyết, hạ địa ngục căn bản bất dụng hát Mạnh Bà thang. // … Read more

Longevity Tips

Secret to longevity: breathe in, breathe out.

😌🫁✨ Secret to longevity: breathe in, breathe out. // 长寿秘诀:吸气呼气。 Chángshòu mìjué: xī qì hū qì. // Trường thọ bí quyết: hấp khí hô khí. // Bí quyết trường thọ: hít vào, thở ra. Expand your Chinese vocabulary beyond today’s quote with my HSK 1–9 vocabulary lists at https://ngocnga.net/hsk-1-9-vocabulary-list-with-no-muss-no-fuss/.

Youth

It's good to be young. I only realized that after growing older.

🌿⏳😌 It’s good to be young. I only realized that after growing older. // 年轻真好,我也是年纪大了才知道。 Niánqīng zhēn hǎo, wǒ yě shì niánjì dà le cái zhīdào. // Niên khinh chân hảo, ngã dã thị niên kỷ đại liễu tài tri đạo. // Trẻ thật tốt. Mãi đến khi có tuổi tôi mới hiểu ra. Expand … Read more

Simple Blessings

Later I understood that "fortune favors fools" means every kind and simple-hearted person will run into countless simple blessings.

🌻😊🍀 Later I understood that “fortune favors fools” means every kind and simple-hearted person will run into countless simple blessings. // 后来我才明白,傻人有傻福的意思是,每个傻傻的心地善良的人,都会碰到数不清的傻福。 Hòulái wǒ cái míngbai, shǎ rén yǒu shǎ fú de yìsi shì, měi gè shǎ shǎ de xīndì shànliáng de rén, dōu huì pèng dào shǔ bù qīng de shǎ fú. // Hậu … Read more

Still Clueless

When I was little, adults used to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said "I don't know." Looking back now, my dream actually came true.

🧒🤷‍♂️💭 When I was little, adults used to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said “I don’t know.” Looking back now, my dream actually came true. // 小时候大人经常问我,长大后想做什么,我说”不晓得”,现在看起来我的梦想成真了。 Xiǎoshíhòu dàrén jīngcháng wèn wǒ, zhǎngdà hòu xiǎng zuò shénme, wǒ shuō “bù xiǎodé”, xiànzài kàn qǐlái wǒ de mèngxiǎng chéngzhēn … Read more

Mental Age

Mental age: 5 years old. Emotional resilience: half an eggshell.

🧠👶🥚 Mental age: 5 years old. Emotional resilience: half an eggshell. // 心理年龄:5岁,承受能力:半个鸡蛋壳。 Xīnlǐ niánlíng: 5 suì, chéngshòu nénglì: bàn gè jīdànké. // Tâm lý niên linh: 5 tuế, thừa thụ năng lực: bán cá kê đản xác. // Tuổi tâm lý: 5 tuổi. Khả năng chịu đựng: nửa vỏ trứng gà. Expand your Chinese … Read more

Worth Loving

If you want to know whether a woman is worth loving, look at her inner self, not her appearance. See whether she is beautiful because she is worthy of love, not worthy of love because she is beautiful.

💖👁️🌸 If you want to know whether a woman is worth loving, look at her inner self, not her appearance. See whether she is beautiful because she is worthy of love, not worthy of love because she is beautiful. // 如果你想知道一个女人是否值得你去爱,那要看她的内在,而不是外表,要看她是不是因为可爱而美丽,而不是因为美丽而可爱。 Rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng zhīdào yīgè nǚrén shìfǒu zhídé nǐ qù ài, nà yào kàn … Read more

True Character

To see a person's true breadth of heart, watch how they face failure and betrayal.

💪💔🌊 To see a person’s true breadth of heart, watch how they face failure and betrayal. // 看一个人的胸襟,要看他如何面对失败及被人出卖。 Kàn yīgè rén de xiōngjīn, yào kàn tā rúhé miànduì shībài jí bèi rén chūmài. // Khán nhất cá nhân đích hung khâm, yếu khán tha như hà diện đối thất bại cập bị nhân xuất mại. … Read more