Weak Body

This body is still too weak. It's not suited for work, only for inexplicably enjoying a blessed life.

😅🛌💆 This body is still too weak. It’s not suited for work, only for inexplicably enjoying a blessed life. // 这具身体还是太弱了,不适合上班,只适合莫名其妙的享福。 Zhè jù shēntǐ háishì tài ruò le, bù shìhé shàngbān, zhǐ shìhé mòmíngqímiào de xiǎngfú. // Giá cụ thân thể hoàn thị thái nhược liễu, bất thích hợp thượng ban, chỉ thích hợp mạc … Read more

Chat For Hire

Taking orders now. I'll change to your ex's profile picture and chat with you, 10 yuan per hour.

💔📱💰 Taking orders now. I’ll change to your ex’s profile picture and chat with you, 10 yuan per hour. // 接单,换成你前任头像陪你聊天,10元/h。 Jiē dān, huàn chéng nǐ qiánrèn tóuxiàng péi nǐ liáotiān, 10 yuán/h. // Tiếp đơn, hoán thành nhĩ tiền nhậm đầu tượng bồi nhĩ liêu thiên, 10 nguyên/h. // Nhận đơn, đổi thành ảnh … Read more

Regret Spending

I tried to flex and sent someone 5 dollars, but failed to get it back after two months of chasing. Any lawyers in this group?

💸😭📱 I tried to flex and sent someone 5 dollars, but failed to get it back after two months of chasing. Any lawyers in this group? // 装逼给人发了5块,追了两个月没追回来,群里有没有律师。 Zhuāngbī gěi rén fā le 5 kuài, zhuī le liǎng gè yuè méi zhuī huílái, qún lǐ yǒu méiyǒu lǜshī. // Trang bức cấp nhân phát liễu … Read more

One Day Rich

I can make over 3,000 a day right now, though not every day, usually just on payday.

💸📅😅 I can make over 3,000 a day right now, though not every day, usually just on payday. // 我现在一天能赚3000多,不过不是每天都能,一般是发工资那天。 Wǒ xiànzài yī tiān néng zhuàn 3000 duō, bùguò bùshì měitiān dōu néng, yībān shì fā gōngzī nà tiān. // Ngã hiện tại nhất thiên năng trám 3000 đa, bất quá bất thị mỗi thiên … Read more

Accept Everything

It's not about everything going your way, but about accepting everything. Things going your way is a coincidence; things not going your way is the norm. Accept this truth, and your heart will feel much less tangled.

🌊🕊️🧘‍♀️ It’s not about everything going your way, but about accepting everything. Things going your way is a coincidence; things not going your way is the norm. Accept this truth, and your heart will feel much less tangled. // 不是事事如意,而是事事接受。如意是偶然,不如意是常态。接受这个真相,心里就少了很多拧巴。 Bùshì shì shì rúyì, ér shì shì shì jiēshòu. Rúyì shì ǒurán, bù rúyì shì … Read more

Love In Action

Love is not only a feeling. It is a sequence of concrete actions. It must settle into everyday routine, simple meals, and quiet daily presence to keep empty anxiety at bay.

❤️🍚🍲 Love is not only a feeling. It is a sequence of concrete actions. It must settle into everyday routine, simple meals, and quiet daily presence to keep empty anxiety at bay. // 爱不是一种感觉,而是一连串具体的动作。要落到柴米油盐,一蔬一饭,才不会虚无焦虑。 Ài bùshì yī zhǒng gǎnjué, ér shì yī liánchuàn jùtǐ de dòngzuò. Yào luò dào cháimǐyóuyán, yī shū yī fàn, cái … Read more

Refuse To Settle

Your breakdowns and rebuilds are never something to gloss over. Those who can walk out of the storm don't rely on an umbrella, but on refusing to settle.

🌧️🔨🌱 Your breakdowns and rebuilds are never something to gloss over. Those who can walk out of the storm don’t rely on an umbrella, but on refusing to settle. // 你的崩溃和重建,从来都不是可以一笔带过的,能从暴雨里走出来的人,靠的并不是一把伞,而是不将就。 Nǐ de bēngkuì hé chóngjiàn, cónglái dōu bùshì kěyǐ yī bǐ dài guò de, néng cóng bàoyǔ lǐ zǒu chūlái de rén, kào de … Read more

Life Punch

Life threw a punch at me, and I stayed lying down for a whole day.

👊🥊🛌 Life threw a punch at me, and I stayed lying down for a whole day. // 生活给了我一拳,我一躺就是一整天。 Shēnghuó gěile wǒ yī quán, wǒ yī tǎng jiùshì yī zhěng tiān. // Sinh hoạt cấp liễu ngã nhất quyền, ngã nhất thảng tựu thị nhất chỉnh thiên. // Cuộc đời đấm tôi một cú, tôi nằm … Read more

Fate Joke

I didn't laugh at a single joke fate played on me.

😐🎭🃏 I didn’t laugh at a single joke fate played on me. // 命运给我开的玩笑,我一个都没笑。 Mìngyùn gěi wǒ kāi de wánxiào, wǒ yīgè dōu méi xiào. // Mệnh vận cấp ngã khai đích ngoạn tiếu, ngã nhất cá đô một tiếu. // Những trò đùa số phận dành cho tôi, tôi chẳng cười nổi một cái. … Read more