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I didn't laugh at a single joke fate played on me.

Fate Joke

😐🎭🃏 I didn’t laugh at a single joke fate played on me. // 命运给我开的玩笑,我一个都没笑。 Mìngyùn gěi wǒ kāi de wánxiào,...
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Every time I think about the future, I genuinely wish to be saved by a huge lottery win.

Future Anxiety

💭💸🎟️ Every time I think about the future, I genuinely wish to be saved by a huge lottery win. //...
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Happy birthday to the 20 million people around the world who share this day, including me!

October Birthday

🎂🌍🎉 Happy birthday to the 20 million people around the world who share this day, including me! // 祝全球包括我在内的两千万人今天生日快乐! Zhù...
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To eat today's cake, I've been preparing for 19 years!

Birthday Cake

🎂🎉😋 To eat today’s cake, I’ve been preparing for 19 years! // 为了吃今天的蛋糕,我已经准备了19年了! Wèile chī jīntiān de dàngāo, wǒ yǐjīng...
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Oops, still got caught by 19!

Caught In The Act

😱🎂🫣 Oops, still got caught by 19! // 糟糕,还是被19岁抓到啦! Zāogāo, háishì bèi 19 suì zhuā dào la! // Tao cao,...
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