[Vietsub + Pinyin] Anji (Sha Jun Bo) – Northeastern Chinese Cuisine March

[Vietsub + Pinyin] Anji (Sha Jun Bo) - Northeastern Chinese Cuisine March

On my birthday, I made the first Chinese song video with Vietnamese subtitles : D. The first clause of each sentence was an excerpt from an ancient poem, the second one mentioned Northeastern Chinese cuisine. See also the Sino-Vietnamese verses of those Chinese poems in Vietnamese blog: [Vietsub + Pinyin] An Cát (Sa Tuấn Bá) … Read more

Funny Situations

Feeling quite nervous about meeting the other person's parents tomorrow

😬🤯🤞 Feeling quite nervous about meeting the other person’s parents tomorrow, after all, I was the one who started the fight with their kid. // 明天就要见对方家长了,好忐忑啊,毕竟是我先动手打他家小孩的。 Míngtiān jiù yào jiàn duìfāng jiāzhǎngle, hǎo tǎntè a, bìjìng shì wǒ xiān dòngshǒu dǎ tā jiā xiǎohái de. // Minh thiên tựu yếu kiến đối phương gia trường … Read more

Trust Wisely

Every time someone asks me for directions, I give them wrong directions

😄🗺️🙅‍♂️ Every time someone asks me for directions, I give them wrong directions. First, because I have no idea how to get there, and second, to teach everyone a lesson: Don’t trust good-looking people too easily. // 每次别人找我问路,我都瞎指的,第一是因为我根本不知道怎么走,第二是为了给世人一个教训:不要随便相信长得好看的人。 Měi cì biérén zhǎo wǒ wèn lù, wǒ dū xiā zhǐ de, dì yī shì yīnwèi wǒ … Read more

Financial Humor

I turned down three men again

💔🚶‍♂️💸 I turned down three men again, looking at their lonely distant figures, I can only whisper sorry. I really can’t afford your real estate, insurance and financial products. // 又拒绝了三个男生,看着他们远去的身影,有点落寞,我只能默默的说声抱歉。你们这个楼盘、保险、理财产品我是真的买不起。 Yòu jùjuéle sān gè nánshēng, kànzhe tāmen yuǎn qù de shēnyǐng, yǒudiǎn luòmò, wǒ zhǐ néng mòmò de shuō shēng bàoqiàn. Nǐmen zhège lóupán, … Read more

Shopping Humor

As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, men should learn from the Thai people

😄🌕🛍️ As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, men should learn from the Thai people. When a woman looks at something she likes, he should not hesitate to bow with his hands clasped together and say: Swipe my card. // 中秋来临,男人都应该向泰国人学习,当女人看上喜欢的东西时,应该毫不犹豫双手合十鞠躬道:刷我滴卡。 Zhōngqiū láilín, nánrén dōu yīnggāi xiàng tàiguó rén xuéxí, dāng nǚrén kàn shàng xǐhuān de dōngxī … Read more