Autumn Search
🍂🔍✅ The mission to find autumn is complete. // 寻找秋天任务完成。 Xúnzhǎo qiūtiān rènwù wánchéng. // Tầm hoa thu thiên nhậm vụ hoàn thành. // Nhiệm vụ tìm kiếm mùa thu đã hoàn thành.
A Kung Fu Story (Weibo Article)
🌊🥋🌅 A disciple asked, “Master, why isn’t my kung fu improving?” The master pointed to the sky and asked, “Have you seen seagulls flying through the fiery sunset clouds on the horizon?” The disciple answered, “Yes, I have.” The master continued, “Have you seen waterfalls purposelessly eroding rocks?” The disciple responded, “Yes, master.” The master, […]
Tomato Trivia
🍅🥗🍝 Trivia: In fact, tomatoes are poisonous. There is a natural toxin called lycopene in tomatoes. It is found in the stems and leaves of tomatoes. An adult will die if he eats about 4 tons of it a day. // 冷知识其实西红柿是有毒的，西红柿中有种叫番茄素的天然毒素，普遍存在西红柿的茎叶，一个成人大概一天吃4吨会死。 Lěng zhīshì qíshí xīhóngshì shì yǒudú dí, xīhóngshì zhōng yǒu zhǒng jiào fānqié […]
Unexpected Meeting
💔😂🏥 Although it’s been three years since my breakup with my ex-boyfriend, I still can’t forget him. Just now, I found out he got beaten by his girlfriend and ended up in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital immediately. He was lying in bed, and when he saw me, he calmly said, ‘Are you […]
Nobel Prize
🏆🌭😂 Great news!! The Nobel Prizes are being announced, and if any of you have received these awards, you can come to me and get a free sausage with starch, but please note that the quantity is limited, and it’s first-come, first-served! // 好消息！！好消息！！最近诺贝尔奖陆续公布，朋友圈有获得相关奖项的网友可以到我这免费领取淀粉肠一根，数量有限，送完即止！ Hǎo xiāoxī!! Hǎo xiāoxī!! Zuìjìn nuò bèi’ěr jiǎng lùxù gōngbù, péngyǒu […]