Office Humor

A colleague mentioned that I can take a day off with a certificate

💼💀😅 A colleague mentioned that I can take a day off with a certificate. Turns out it’s a death certificate. // 听同事说开证明可以不上班,结果一问是死亡证明。 Tīng tóngshì shuō kāi zhèngmíng kěyǐ bù shàngbān, jiéguǒ yī wèn shì sǐwáng zhèngmíng. // Thính đồng sự thuyết khai chứng minh khả dĩ bất thượng ban, kết quả nhất vấn thị tử … Read more

Cozy Bed

Don't want to, really don't want to. It's damn cold

❄️🛌🔥 Don’t want to, really don’t want to. It’s damn cold. I just want to lie in a warm blanket. // 不想真的一点都不想 太他妈冷了 我只想躺在暖和被窝里。 Bùxiǎng zhēn de yīdiǎn dōu bùxiǎng tài tā mā lěngle wǒ zhǐ xiǎng tǎng zài nuǎnhuo bèiwō li. // Bất tưởng chân đích nhất điểm đô bất tưởng thái tha mụ … Read more

Seasonal Changes

All of a sudden, from spring to winter, my hands and feet are frozen

❄️🧤🚶‍♂️ All of a sudden, from spring to winter, my hands and feet are frozen. The working class really doesn’t want to go out. // 一下子从春天到冬天,冻手冻脚的,打工人真不想出门。 Yīxià zi cóng chūntiān dào dōngtiān, dòng shǒu dòng jiǎo de, dǎgōng rén zhēn bùxiǎng chūmén. // Nhất hạ tử tòng xuân thiên đáo đông thiên, đống thủ đống … Read more

Communication Tips

Four communication habits to avoid in close relationships

🤐💔🚫 Four communication habits to avoid in close relationships: negative silence, direct contempt, clumsy sarcasm, baseless provocation. // 密切关系中最应该避免的4种交流习惯:消极的沉默、直接的蔑视、蹩脚的讥讽、无端的挑衅。 Mìqiè guānxì zhōng zuì yīnggāi bìmiǎn de 4 zhǒng jiāoliú xíguàn: xiāojí de chénmò, zhíjiē de mièshì, biéjiǎo de jīfèng, wúduān dì tiǎoxìn. // Mật thiết quan hệ trung tối ứng cai tị miễn đích 4 … Read more

Stability First

My current state is that if I have energy and emotions to spare

🔋🤝💖 My current state is that if I have energy and emotions to spare, I prefer to invest them in existing, stable relationships rather than risk establishing new ones only to have my sincerity wasted. // 现在的状态是,如果我有富余的精力和情感,更愿意放在已有的稳定的关系上,而不是冒着真心被浪费的风险去建立新的关系。 ​​​ Xiànzài de zhuàngtài shì, rúguǒ wǒ yǒu fùyú de jīnglì hé qínggǎn, gèng yuànyì fàng zài yǐ … Read more