June Fools

If you transfer 61 yuan to me on June 1st, I’ll surely return 631 to you on June 31st. Liars are little puppies!

🐶📅💸 If you transfer 61 yuan to me on June 1st, I’ll surely return 631 to you on June 31st. Liars are little puppies! // 如果你在6月1号给我转61块钱的话,那我肯定会在6月31号给你转631。骗人是小狗! Rúguǒ nǐ zài liù yuè yī hào gěi wǒ zhuǎn liùshíyī kuài qián dehuà, nà wǒ kěndìng huì zài liù yuè sānshíyī hào gěi nǐ zhuǎn liùsānyī. Piàn rén … Read more

Travel Workout

Traveling is like working out, except the attractions become the equipment, and I’m always exercising the tired muscle.

🏞️💪📸 Traveling is like working out, except the attractions become the equipment, and I’m always exercising the tired muscle. // 旅游就像健身,只是景点变成了器械,而我,永远在练累这块肌肉。 Lǚyóu jiù xiàng jiànshēn, zhǐ shì jǐngdiǎn biàn chéngle qìxiè, ér wǒ, yǒngyuǎn zài liàn lèi zhè kuài jīròu. // Lữ du tựu tượng kiện thân, chỉ thị cảnh điểm biến thành li khí, … Read more

Bragging Like A Dog

Travel is just the process of exhausting yourself like a dog, then bragging like a dog after returning home.

🤣🎒🐾 Travel is just the process of exhausting yourself like a dog, then bragging like a dog after returning home. // 旅游啊,就是把自己累成狗,然后回家炫耀成狗的过程。 Lǚyóu a, jiù shì bǎ zìjǐ lèi chéng gǒu, ránhòu huí jiā xuànyào chéng gǒu de guòchéng. // Lữ du a, tựu thị bả tự kỷ lụy thành cẩu, nhiên hậu hồi gia … Read more