Year End Grace

Though I did nothing all year, I still worked hard for myself.

🍃⏳🌙 Though I did nothing all year, I still worked hard for myself. // 虽然一年什么也没做,但还是辛苦自己了。 Suī rán yī nián shén me yě méi zuò, dàn hái shì xīn kǔ zì jǐ le. // Tuy nhiên nhất niên thậm ma dã một tố, đãn hoàn thị tân khổ tự kỷ liễu. // Dù suốt một năm […]

Year In Review

In a hurry, more than three hundred days pass by; and in a daze, another year slips away.

⏳🍂📅 In a hurry, more than three hundred days pass by; and in a daze, another year slips away. // 匆匆忙忙三百多天,恍恍惚惚又是一年。 Cōng cōng máng máng sān bǎi duō tiān, huǎng huǎng hū hū yòu shì yī nián. // Thông thông mang mang tam bách đa thiên, hoảng hoảng hốt hốt hựu thị nhất niên. // […]

Peace Apple

A peace apple is something you eat alone at home. If two people eat it together, that damn thing is called a forbidden fruit, got it?

🍎😈😏 A peace apple is something you eat alone at home. If two people eat it together, that damn thing is called a forbidden fruit, got it? // 平安果就是自己一个人在家吃才叫平安果,两个人出去吃那特么的叫禁果,知道吗? Píng ān guǒ jiù shì zì jǐ yí gè rén zài jiā chī cái jiào píng ān guǒ, liǎng gè rén chū qù chī nà tā […]

No More Wishes

Stop wishing Santa for a perfect girl, okay? I almost got taken away three times today!

🎅👩🏻😅 Stop wishing Santa for a perfect girl, okay? I almost got taken away three times today! // 别再向圣诞老人许愿要一个完美的女孩子了行吗?我今天差点被绑走三次! Bié zài xiàng Shèng dàn lǎo rén xǔ yuàn yào yī gè wán měi de nǚ hái zi le, xíng ma? Wǒ jīn tiān chà diǎn bèi bǎng zǒu sān cì! // Biệt tái hướng Thánh […]

Dream Job

Dear Santa, can you help me find a job like yours, working 1 day and resting for 364?

🎅📅💼 Dear Santa, can you help me find a job like yours, working 1 day and resting for 364? // 圣诞老人,能给我介绍一个,和你一样上1休364的班吗? Shèng dàn lǎo rén, néng gěi wǒ jiè shào yī gè, hé nǐ yī yàng shàng yī xiū sān bǎi liù shí sì de bān ma? // Thánh Đản lão nhân, năng cấp ngã […]