You might have realized that this “Quote of the day” section has become a large part of my website’s content. While I was picking up Chinese again in my late 30s after dropping it in my late 20s, I decided that the best way to study is to translate some quotes that I encountered into my mother tongue and English on the go.
These quotes may be funny or related to self-help. What’s better than being a better version of you while studying? Have fun with quotes in 3 languages. Check back here everyday for a new quote. Enjoy learning Vietnamese, Chinese, and English.
🐶💔🚨 This is too much!! You are suspected of hurting a nationally protected animal: the single dog. Weapon: dog food. Method of use: sprinkle. Damage range: 360 degrees with no physical damage. // 过分了！！ 你们涉嫌伤害国家一级保护动物：单身狗 武器：狗粮 使用方法：撒 伤害范围：360度无死角物理真伤 // Guòfènle!! Nǐmen shèxián shānghài guójiā yì jí bǎohù dòngwù: Dānshēn gǒu. Wǔqì: gǒu liáng. Shǐyòng fāngfǎ: … Read more
💑➗😅 Do you know why 520÷3 cannot be divided evenly? Because the third person is inexhaustible. // 知道为什么520÷3除不尽吗？因为小三是除不尽的。 Zhīdào wèishéme 520÷3 chú bù jìn ma? Yīnwèi xiǎosān shì chú bù jìn de. // Tri đạo vi thậm ma 520÷3 trừ bất tận mạ? Nhân vi tiểu tam thị trừ bất tận đích. // Biết vì … Read more
😉💼 Do you need a face-saving package? Here are the details: Transfer 6 yuan to me now, and at exactly 12:00 on May 20th, you will receive my 5.20. If you transfer 600 yuan, you will receive 520. And if you transfer 2000 yuan, you will receive 520 and 1314 simultaneously. // 有需要面子套餐的吗？详情如下：现在给我转6块，你能在5.20号0点，准时收到我的5.20，转账600能收到520 只需要转账2000，你就能同时收到520和1314转账。 Yǒu … Read more
🌳💔 People are like parasol trees, even when their hearts are empty, they can still stand reluctantly. Others may think that it will sprout in the next spring, but in reality, it died in that winter. // 人跟梧桐是一样的 心空了还能勉强立着 旁人以为下个春天它就能发芽 其实那个冬天它就死了。 Rén gēn wútóng shì yīyàng de xīn kōngle hái néng miǎnqiáng lìzhe pángrén yǐwéi … Read more
🚶♀️💔 Walking towards his direction, I kept going and going, only to find myself standing behind him in the end. There was no longer a place for me by his side. // 奔着他的方向一直走一直走，到最后还是站在他身后，他的身旁早就没有位置了。 Bēnzhe tā de fāngxiàng yīzhí zǒu yīzhí zǒu, dào zuìhòu háishì zhàn zài tā shēnhòu, tā de shēn páng zǎo jiù méiyǒu … Read more