☕❤️🥤 “I like you” is too frivolous. “I love you” is too heavy. “I’ll buy you a cup of milk tea” is just right. // “我喜欢你”这句话太轻浮。”我爱你”这句话太沉重。”我给你买杯奶茶吧”这句话刚刚好。 “Wǒ xǐhuān nǐ” zhè jù huà tài qīngfú. “Wǒ ài nǐ” zhè jù huà tài chénzhòng. “Wǒ gěi nǐ mǎi bēi nǎichá bā” zhè jù huà gānggāng hǎo. // … Read more
🌾🏙️🐔 If I were in the countryside, I could eat bacon, wild vegetables, eggs, pickled cabbage and green beans every day, and I could also raise cattle. I don’t know who invented working which results in my having nothing. // 本来在农村的我可以天天吃腊肉野菜、土鸡蛋、酸菜豆角还可以放牛，不知道谁发明了打工，搞得我现在一无所有。 Běnlái zài nóngcūn de wǒ kěyǐ tiāntiān chī làròu yěcài, tǔ jīdàn, suāncài dòujiǎo … Read more
😭🍵🥤 In the previous life, I easily believed in so-called relatives, but people betrayed me! My family abandoned me, my master chased me, even broke my spiritual vein! I came back in this life with full of hatred. My mouth is a little thirsty. I want to drink milk tea. Who will treat me? // … Read more
💰💼👨⚕️ Every morning when I get up, I take a look at the rich list. If my name is on it, I will go to see a doctor. // 每天早上起床我都会看一眼富豪榜，如果上面有我的名字，我就去看病。 Měitiān zǎoshang qǐchuáng wǒ dūhuì kàn yīyǎn fùháo bǎng, rúguǒ shàngmiàn yǒu wǒ de míngzì, wǒ jiù qù kànbìng. // Mỗi thiên tảo thượng khởi … Read more
🏠🚗💰 Count my fingers, I’m short of a house in my five elements, a car in my fate, and money in my card. // 自己掐指一算，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺钱。 Zìjǐ qiā zhǐ yī suàn, wǔháng quē fáng, mìng lǐ quē chē, kǎ lǐ quē qián. // Tự kỷ kháp chỉ nhất toán, ngũ hành khuyết phòng, mệnh lý khuyết … Read more
💬💰😔 Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money. // 没钱用的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人，没钱用。 Méi qián yòng de shíhòu gēn wǒ shuō, ràng wǒ zhīdào bùzhǐ wǒ yīgè rén, méi qián yòng. // Một tiền dụng đích thì hậu cân ngã thuyết, nhượng ngã tri … Read more
😬🤯🤞 Feeling quite nervous about meeting the other person’s parents tomorrow, after all, I was the one who started the fight with their kid. // 明天就要见对方家长了，好忐忑啊，毕竟是我先动手打他家小孩的。 Míngtiān jiù yào jiàn duìfāng jiāzhǎngle, hǎo tǎntè a, bìjìng shì wǒ xiān dòngshǒu dǎ tā jiā xiǎohái de. // Minh thiên tựu yếu kiến đối phương gia trường … Read more
😄🗺️🙅♂️ Every time someone asks me for directions, I give them wrong directions. First, because I have no idea how to get there, and second, to teach everyone a lesson: Don’t trust good-looking people too easily. // 每次别人找我问路，我都瞎指的，第一是因为我根本不知道怎么走，第二是为了给世人一个教训：不要随便相信长得好看的人。 Měi cì biérén zhǎo wǒ wèn lù, wǒ dū xiā zhǐ de, dì yī shì yīnwèi wǒ … Read more
💔🚶♂️💸 I turned down three men again, looking at their lonely distant figures, I can only whisper sorry. I really can’t afford your real estate, insurance and financial products. // 又拒绝了三个男生，看着他们远去的身影，有点落寞，我只能默默的说声抱歉。你们这个楼盘、保险、理财产品我是真的买不起。 Yòu jùjuéle sān gè nánshēng, kànzhe tāmen yuǎn qù de shēnyǐng, yǒudiǎn luòmò, wǒ zhǐ néng mòmò de shuō shēng bàoqiàn. Nǐmen zhège lóupán, … Read more