Sleepy Vibes
😴🔄🛌🏽 My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over. // 我的兴趣喜好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。 Wǒ de xìngqù xǐhào kě fēn wéi jìngtài hé dòngtài liǎng zhǒng, jìngtài jiùshì shuìjiào, dòngtài jiùshì fānshēn. // Ngã đích hưng thú hỉ hảo khả phân vi tĩnh thái hòa động thái lưỡng chủng, […]
Home Gym
🛌🏋🛋️ Iron body, magnet bed. // 铁打的身体，磁铁打的床。 Tiědǎ di shēntǐ, cítiě dǎ di chuáng. // Thiết đả đích thân thể, từ thiết đả đích sàng. // Thân thể làm bằng sắt, giường làm bằng nam châm.
Late Nights
🦉🌃🚦 I can stay up too late. I doubt that I was a streetlight in my previous life. // 我太能熬夜了，我怀疑自己上辈子是个路灯。 Wǒ tài néng áoyèle, wǒ huáiyí zìjǐ shàngbèizi shìgè lùdēng. // Ngã thái năng ngao dạ liễu, ngã hoài nghi tự kỷ thượng bối tử thị cá lộ đăng. // Tôi có thể thức rất […]
Money Woes
💰🧑🏻😅 I missed being a child; so long as I reached out my hand, I could get money. But now I can’t; I have to kneel on the road and reach out my hand. // 好怀念小时候, 只要伸手就能要到钱, 现在不行了, 得跪在马路上伸手才行了。 Hǎo huáiniàn xiǎoshíhòu, zhǐyào shēnshǒu jiù néng yào dào qián, xiànzài bùxíngle, dé guì zài mǎlù […]
Mermaid Life
🧜♀️🌊🍵 I’m a mermaid. I’m sick now. I need pearls in the sea to cure me. If you want to save me, buy me a bubble tea. // 我是一条美人鱼, 我现在生病了, 需要大海里的珍珠治病, 如果你想救我, 就给我买杯珍珠奶茶吧! Wǒ shì yītiáo měirényú, wǒ xiànzài shēngbìngle, xūyào dàhǎi lǐ de zhēnzhū zhì bìng, rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng jiù wǒ, jiù gěi […]
Keeping It Real
💼📚💸 Recently, I feel that I am almost as poor as many lead female characters in fictions. // 最近感觉自己跟很多总裁文女主差不多, 跟她们一样穷。 Zuìjìn gǎnjué zìjǐ gēn hěnduō zǒngcái wén nǚ zhǔ chàbùduō, gēn tāmen yīyàng qióng. // Tối cận cảm giác tự kỷ cân ngận đa tổng tài văn nữ chủ soa bất đa, cân tha môn […]
Sweet Gestures
☕❤️🥤 “I like you” is too frivolous. “I love you” is too heavy. “I’ll buy you a cup of milk tea” is just right. // “我喜欢你”这句话太轻浮。”我爱你”这句话太沉重。”我给你买杯奶茶吧”这句话刚刚好。 “Wǒ xǐhuān nǐ” zhè jù huà tài qīngfú. “Wǒ ài nǐ” zhè jù huà tài chénzhòng. “Wǒ gěi nǐ mǎi bēi nǎichá bā” zhè jù huà gānggāng hǎo. // […]
Rural Life
🌾🏙️🐔 If I were in the countryside, I could eat bacon, wild vegetables, eggs, pickled cabbage and green beans every day, and I could also raise cattle. I don’t know who invented working which results in my having nothing. // 本来在农村的我可以天天吃腊肉野菜、土鸡蛋、酸菜豆角还可以放牛，不知道谁发明了打工，搞得我现在一无所有。 Běnlái zài nóngcūn de wǒ kěyǐ tiāntiān chī làròu yěcài, tǔ jīdàn, suāncài dòujiǎo […]
Milk Tea Revenge
😭🍵🥤 In the previous life, I easily believed in so-called relatives, but people betrayed me! My family abandoned me, my master chased me, even broke my spiritual vein! I came back in this life with full of hatred. My mouth is a little thirsty. I want to drink milk tea. Who will treat me? // […]