Morning Routine
💰💼👨⚕️ Every morning when I get up, I take a look at the rich list. If my name is on it, I will go to see a doctor. // 每天早上起床我都会看一眼富豪榜，如果上面有我的名字，我就去看病。 Měitiān zǎoshang qǐchuáng wǒ dūhuì kàn yīyǎn fùháo bǎng, rúguǒ shàngmiàn yǒu wǒ de míngzì, wǒ jiù qù kànbìng. // Mỗi thiên tảo thượng khởi […]
Five Elements
🏠🚗💰 Count my fingers, I’m short of a house in my five elements, a car in my fate, and money in my card. // 自己掐指一算，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺钱。 Zìjǐ qiā zhǐ yī suàn, wǔháng quē fáng, mìng lǐ quē chē, kǎ lǐ quē qián. // Tự kỷ kháp chỉ nhất toán, ngũ hành khuyết phòng, mệnh lý khuyết […]
Shared Challenges
💬💰😔 Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money. // 没钱用的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人，没钱用。 Méi qián yòng de shíhòu gēn wǒ shuō, ràng wǒ zhīdào bùzhǐ wǒ yīgè rén, méi qián yòng. // Một tiền dụng đích thì hậu cân ngã thuyết, nhượng ngã tri […]
Funny Situations
😬🤯🤞 Feeling quite nervous about meeting the other person’s parents tomorrow, after all, I was the one who started the fight with their kid. // 明天就要见对方家长了，好忐忑啊，毕竟是我先动手打他家小孩的。 Míngtiān jiù yào jiàn duìfāng jiāzhǎngle, hǎo tǎntè a, bìjìng shì wǒ xiān dòngshǒu dǎ tā jiā xiǎohái de. // Minh thiên tựu yếu kiến đối phương gia trường […]
Trust Wisely
😄🗺️🙅♂️ Every time someone asks me for directions, I give them wrong directions. First, because I have no idea how to get there, and second, to teach everyone a lesson: Don’t trust good-looking people too easily. // 每次别人找我问路，我都瞎指的，第一是因为我根本不知道怎么走，第二是为了给世人一个教训：不要随便相信长得好看的人。 Měi cì biérén zhǎo wǒ wèn lù, wǒ dū xiā zhǐ de, dì yī shì yīnwèi wǒ […]
Financial Humor
💔🚶♂️💸 I turned down three men again, looking at their lonely distant figures, I can only whisper sorry. I really can’t afford your real estate, insurance and financial products. // 又拒绝了三个男生，看着他们远去的身影，有点落寞，我只能默默的说声抱歉。你们这个楼盘、保险、理财产品我是真的买不起。 Yòu jùjuéle sān gè nánshēng, kànzhe tāmen yuǎn qù de shēnyǐng, yǒudiǎn luòmò, wǒ zhǐ néng mòmò de shuō shēng bàoqiàn. Nǐmen zhège lóupán, […]
Shopping Humor
😄🌕🛍️ As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, men should learn from the Thai people. When a woman looks at something she likes, he should not hesitate to bow with his hands clasped together and say: Swipe my card. // 中秋来临，男人都应该向泰国人学习，当女人看上喜欢的东西时，应该毫不犹豫双手合十鞠躬道：刷我滴卡。 Zhōngqiū láilín, nánrén dōu yīnggāi xiàng tàiguó rén xuéxí, dāng nǚrén kàn shàng xǐhuān de dōngxī […]
Life Companion
👫🌸🍂 May there be someone whose hand you always want to hold, walking through spring, summer, autumn, and winter, enduring through all life’s ups and downs, and journeying along the long road of life together. // 愿有一人，你始终想牵着他的手，走过春夏秋冬，走过阴晴圆缺，走完人生漫长的路。 Yuàn yǒu yīrén, nǐ shǐzhōng xiǎng qiānzhe tā de shǒu, zǒuguò chūn xià qiūdōng, zǒuguò yīn qíng yuán […]
True Friends
😄🌕🎁 I am really lucky and grateful to know these sincere friends for many years. Their attitude towards me has remained unchanged. For example, there were no Mid-Autumn Festival gifts last year, and there are still no Mid-Autumn Festival gifts this year. // 真的很幸运，很感激多年认识这些真挚的朋友，对我的态度一直不变，比如去年的中秋节礼物，没有，今年的中秋节礼物，依然没有。 Zhēn de hěn xìngyùn, hěn gǎnjī duōnián rènshí zhèxiē zhēnzhì de […]