🎉📺😊 I’m sorry to make you angry today, so this Thursday night, I’ll hold a Spring Festival party on VTV to amuse you. Don’t ask me why, cause you’re worth it. // 对不起，今天惹你生气了，所以这周四晚上，我在中央电视台给你举办了春节晚会逗你开心，不要问为什么，因为你值得。 Duìbùqǐ, jīntiān rě nǐ shēngqìle, suǒyǐ zhè zhōu sì wǎnshàng, wǒ zài zhōngyāng diànshìtái gěi nǐ jǔbànle chūnjié wǎnhuì dòu nǐ kāixīn, … Read more
❄️👪🐷 My dad doesn’t want me to work outside. He is worried that I will suffer hardships. He wants me to go home and take over the family business, but I really don’t want my fate to be arranged early. The key is that it is really cold to feed pigs in this weather. // … Read more
🍧❄️😋 This month I should have eaten soil, but a sudden heavy snow has improved my food, I can eat shaved ice now. // 这个月本来是该吃土的，但是突如其来的一场大雪，改善了我的伙食，我现在可以吃刨冰啦。 Zhège yuè běnlái shì gāi chī tǔ de, dànshì tūrúqílái de yī chǎng dàxuě, gǎishànle wǒ de huǒshí, wǒ xiànzài kěyǐ chī bàobīng la. // Giá cá nguyệt bản lai … Read more
😄🍲🎉 Just a reminder, the Lunar New Year will be less than a month away. From now on just eat a lot, hot pot, barbecue, milk tea, fried chicken, so that you will be very fat during the Lunar New Year. When your relatives see you, they will only ask you why you are so … Read more
😅🏃♂️🥗 You only see that I eat barbecue, drink coffee and milk tea every day. When I lose weight, I hardly eat anything for ten days, and I run for half an hour. I don’t know how many parties I have denied to lose weight, and how many hungry nights I have clenched my teeth. … Read more
👩👧💖😂 Since I was a child, my mother taught me to be polite, pay attention to others’ feelings, be tolerant, respect the old, care for the young and be polite. Later, I met all kinds of people, and then I began to hope that everyone could have a mother. // 从小我妈就教我，要礼让他人，要注意他人感受，要宽容大度，要尊老爱幼有礼貌，后来我遇到了形形色色的人，这时候我开始希望，每个人都能有妈妈。 Cóngxiǎo wǒ mā jiùjiào … Read more
✋🔍🤣 Through the palm print, you can see your girlfriend’s character. For example, her palm print often falling on your face shows that her character is rather violent. // 通过掌纹, 可以看出女朋友的性格, 比如她的掌纹经常落在你的脸上, 说明她的性格比较暴躁。 Tōngguò zhǎng wén, kěyǐ kàn chū nǚ péngyǒu dì xìnggé, bǐrú tā de zhǎng wén jīngcháng luò zài nǐ de liǎn shàng, … Read more
😅🍽️⌚ Some people say that I am not on time. I laugh. I am hungry every day at 12 midnight. // 有人说我不守时，我笑了我每天一到晚上12点就饿了。 Yǒurén shuō wǒ bù shǒu shí, wǒ xiàole wǒ měitiān yī dào wǎnshàng 12 diǎn jiù èle. // Hữu nhân thuyết ngã bất thủ thì, ngã tiếu liễu ngã mỗi thiên nhất đáo … Read more
🧠🚫💡 The brain is a daily necessity, I hope you don’t use it as a decoration. // 脑子是个日用品，希望你不要把它当做装饰品。 Nǎozi shìgè rìyòngpǐn, xīwàng nǐ bùyào bǎ tā dàngzuò zhuāngshì pǐn. // Não tử thị cá nhật dụng phẩm, hi vọng nhĩ bất yếu bả tha đương tố trang sức phẩm. // Bộ não là vật dụng … Read more