New Year Traditions

Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me.

😎🧧👑 Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me. // 年纪比我大的可以给我发压岁钱了,年纪比我小的快把压岁钱拿来孝敬我。 Niánjì bǐ wǒ dà de kěyǐ gěi wǒ fā yāsuì qián le, niánjì bǐ wǒ xiǎo de kuài bǎ yāsuì qián nálái xiàojìng wǒ. […]

Red Envelope Humor

If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich.

😂🧧💸 If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich. // 过年收到红包能别发朋友圈吗?我不识字,你这样炫富没用,我建议你直接把钱发给我,这样我就知道你有钱了。 Guònián shōudào hóngbāo néng […]

Lucky In Love

Lunar New Year's here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down "fu," are meant to be given, never taken by you.

😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了,贴福了,我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字,注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã […]

No Dating

I don't start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you're only after my lucky money.

💰💔😂 I don’t start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you’re only after my lucky money. // 年底不处对象,怕你冲我压岁钱来的。 Niándǐ bù chǔ duìxiàng, pà nǐ chōng wǒ yāsuì qián lái de. // Niên để bất xử đối tượng, phạ nhĩ xung ngã áp tuế tiền lai đích. // Cuối năm không […]

New Year Problem

The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously.

😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕,我客气推掉你的红包,你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, […]

Mom Jokes

My mom says I'm not completely broke. At least I still have the nerve to come home.

😅🙈🏡 My mom says I’m not completely broke. At least I still have the nerve to come home. // 我妈说我并不是一无所有,我还有脸回家。 Wǒ mā shuō wǒ bìng bú shì yì wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Ngã ma thuyết ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở hữu, ngã hoàn hữu kiểm hồi gia. […]

Home For Holidays

Others go home with money. I go home ahead of time.

🚶‍♂️💸🏡 Others go home with money. I go home ahead of time. // 别人提钱回家,我也提前回家。 Biérén tí qián huí jiā, wǒ yě tíqián huí jiā. // Biệt nhân đề tiền hồi gia, ngã dã đề tiền hồi gia. // Người ta mang tiền về nhà, còn tôi thì về nhà sớm.

Coming Home

After working a whole year away, it's time to ask my family for some travel fare to come home for the New Year.

🚗💸🏡 After working a whole year away, it’s time to ask my family for some travel fare to come home for the New Year. // 出来干了一年,准备跟家里人要点车费回家过年了。 Chūlái gàn le yì nián, zhǔnbèi gēn jiālǐ rén yào diǎn chēfèi huí jiā guònián le. // Xuất lai can liễu nhất niên, chuẩn bị cân gia lý nhân […]

Village Life

After sitting for an hour, I already knew everything that happened in the village for the whole year.

🏡🍵🗣️ After sitting for an hour, I already knew everything that happened in the village for the whole year. // 坐了一小时,村里一年的事都知道了。 Zuò le yí xiǎoshí, cūn lǐ yì nián de shì dōu zhīdào le. // Tọa liễu nhất tiểu thì, thôn lý nhất niên đích sự đô tri đạo liễu. // Ngồi một tiếng đồng […]