Winter Struggle

🧥❄️💰 I opened my wardrobe and realized I should buy some clothes. Then I checked my balance and thought, never mind, I’m still young, I can handle the cold. // 打开衣柜一看,我该买衣服了。打开余额一看,没事儿,我还年轻,抗冻! Dǎkāi yīguì yí kàn, wǒ gāi mǎi yīfu le. Dǎkāi yú’é yí kàn, méi shìr, wǒ hái niánqīng, kàng dòng! // Đả khai y […]
Modern Fairy Tale

😂🔥👧 Going out to work in this kind of weather is like being the little match girl, isn’t it? // 这种天气出去打工,和卖火柴的小女孩又有什么区别呢? Zhè zhǒng tiānqì chūqù dǎgōng, hé mài huǒchái de xiǎo nǚhái yòu yǒu shénme qūbié ne? // Giá chủng thiên khí xuất khứ đả công, hòa mại hỏa sài đích tiểu nữ hài hựu […]
Winter Driving

🌨️🚗🛵 It’s snowing! For Land Rover friends, switch your Terrain Response System beside the gearbox to Mode 2 for snow. For BMW friends, tap the OFF button on the top left of your electronic shifter to activate Dynamic Traction Control. Dear Audi and Porsche owners, please turn on the ESP stability system. And for those […]
Fake Concern

😔👥🚶♂️ When you fail, there is always a group of people who come to care about you, ask what happened, and then leave, perfectly satisfied. // 当你失败时,总有一群人来关心你,问你发生了什么,然后心满意足地离开。 Dāng nǐ shībài shí, zǒng yǒu yì qún rén lái guānxīn nǐ, wèn nǐ fāshēng le shénme, ránhòu xīn mǎn yì zú de líkāi. // Đương nhĩ thất […]
Parental Worry

😂🙃🤦♀️ Mom: Worried I might befriend shady people. Reality: Friends befriend the shady me. // 我妈:担心我和不三不四的人交朋友 实际上:朋友和不三不四的我交朋友。 Wǒ mā: Dānxīn wǒ hé bù sān bù sì de rén jiāo péngyou Shíjì shang: Péngyou hé bù sān bù sì de wǒ jiāo péngyou. // Ngã ma: Đam tâm ngã hòa bất tam bất tứ đích nhân […]