Election Season

Come vote for me, and I'll grant you a superpower: the ability to vote!

😂🗳️⚡ Come vote for me, and I’ll grant you a superpower: the ability to vote! // 快来选我,让你拥有超能力——投票! Kuài lái xuǎn wǒ, ràng nǐ yōngyǒu chāo nénglì — tóupiào! // Khoái lai tuyển ngã, nhượng nhĩ ủng hữu siêu năng lực — đầu phiếu! // Mau bầu cho tôi đi, tôi sẽ trao cho bạn một … Read more

Vote For Laughs

Everyone, stop arguing. I'm the only one who can truly make you laugh. Vote for me, and I'll give each of you a daily dose of jokes!

😄🗳️🎤 Everyone, stop arguing. I’m the only one who can truly make you laugh. Vote for me, and I’ll give each of you a daily dose of jokes! // 大家都别争了,我是唯一能让你们笑出声的人。选我当候选人,我给你们每人发一个段子! Dàjiā dōu bié zhēng le, wǒ shì wéiyī néng ràng nǐmen xiào chūshēng de rén. Xuǎn wǒ dāng hòuxuǎn rén, wǒ gěi nǐmen měi rén … Read more

World Reality

That's just how the world works: Do well, and no one notices; Do poorly, and everyone complains. Do a hundred good deeds, and receive no praise; Do one bad thing, and get judged every day.

😔🌍💡 That’s just how the world works: Do well, and no one notices; Do poorly, and everyone complains. Do a hundred good deeds, and receive no praise; Do one bad thing, and get judged every day. // 这个世界就是这样:你做得好,没人看得见;你做得差,人人都埋怨。你做百件好事,没人称赞;你做一件坏事,人人指点。 Zhège shìjiè jiùshì zhèyàng: Nǐ zuò de hǎo, méi rén kàn de jiàn; nǐ zuò de chà, … Read more

My Path, My Rules

Walk your own path however you like, let others say whatever they will. Why waste words on those outside your circle? Why fuss over those with low character?

👑💫🚶 Walk your own path however you like, let others say whatever they will. Why waste words on those outside your circle? Why fuss over those with low character? // 自己的路,想怎么走就怎么走;别人的嘴,爱怎么说就怎么说。圈子不同的人,何必跟他浪费口舌;素质不高的人,何必和他斤斤计较。 Zìjǐ de lù, xiǎng zěnme zǒu jiù zěnme zǒu; biérén de zuǐ, ài zěnme shuō jiù zěnme shuō. Quānzi bùtóng de rén, hébì gēn … Read more

Chaos World

In a world that's breaking down everywhere, take it too seriously and you've already lost.

⚓😏🌪️ In a world that’s breaking down everywhere, take it too seriously and you’ve already lost. // 身处这个到处抛锚的世界,认真你就输了。 Shēn chǔ zhège dàochù pāomáo de shìjiè, rènzhēn nǐ jiù shū le. // Thân xử giá cá đáo xứ phao mâu đích thế giới, nhận chân nhĩ tựu thâu liễu. // Sống trong cái thế giới hỏng … Read more

Flexible Heart

The heart should be like an umbrella, able to open wide, yet close when needed.

☂️💙🌿 The heart should be like an umbrella, able to open wide, yet close when needed. // 心要像伞,撑得开,收得起。 Xīn yào xiàng sǎn, chēng de kāi, shōu de qǐ. // Tâm yếu tượng tán, sanh đắc khai, thu đắc khởi. // Trái tim phải như cái ô, mở ra được, thu lại được.

Eastern Wisdom

A quote I truly love: "What is lost in the east is gained in the west." It means: What you lose in one place, you will ultimately find in another.

🌅✨🍃 A quote I truly love: “What is lost in the east is gained in the west.” It means: What you lose in one place, you will ultimately find in another. // 很喜欢的一段话:“失之东隅,收之桑榆。”意思是:你在某处有所失,在另一处终有所得。 Hěn xǐhuān de yī duàn huà: “Shī zhī dōngyú, shōu zhī sāngyú.” Yìsi shì: Nǐ zài mǒu chù yǒu suǒ shī, zài … Read more

Coffee Balance

People are just like coffee, too weak and there's no flavor, too strong and it turns your stomach.

☕😌🌀 People are just like coffee, too weak and there’s no flavor, too strong and it turns your stomach. // 人和咖啡一样,淡了没味,浓了反胃。 Rén hé kāfēi yīyàng, dàn le méi wèi, nóng le fǎn wèi. // Nhân hòa cà phê nhất dạng, đạm liễu vô vị, nùng liễu phản vị. // Người cũng như cà phê, nhạt … Read more

You Deserve It

Within your own means, buy what you love and reward yourself after all the hard work. Being cherished by others is a surprise; cherishing yourself is a capability. May you have both surprises and capability!

💅✨🛍️ Within your own means, buy what you love and reward yourself after all the hard work. Being cherished by others is a surprise; cherishing yourself is a capability. May you have both surprises and capability! // 在自己的能力范围内,买自己喜欢的东西,犒劳一下辛苦已久的自己。有人宠是惊喜,自己宠是能力,愿你有惊喜也有能力! Zài zìjǐ de nénglì fànwéi nèi, mǎi zìjǐ xǐhuān de dōngxi, kàoláo yīxià xīnkǔ yǐjiǔ de zìjǐ. … Read more