I Know Nothing

As far as I know, I know nothing

🤷🚫🙅 As far as I know, I know nothing. // 据我所知我一无所知。 Jù wǒ suǒ zhī wǒ yī wú suǒ zhī. // Cư ngã sở tri ngã nhất vô sở tri. // Theo tôi được biết thì tôi hoàn toàn không biết gì cả.​​​ Expand your Chinese vocabulary beyond today’s quote with my HSK 1–9 vocabulary … Read more

Lost For Words

Every time I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say

🤐🤷‍♂️😅 Every time I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to say. // 每次我不知道该说点什么的时候,我就不知道该说点什么。 Měi cì wǒ bù zhīdào gāi shuō diǎn shénme de shíhòu, wǒ jiù bù zhīdào gāi shuō diǎn shénme. // Mỗi thứ ngã bất tri đạo cai thuyết điểm thậm ma đích thì hậu, ngã tựu bất tri … Read more

Procrastination Level Expert

Thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep until the day after tomorrow

🛌🏻😴📅 Thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep until the day after tomorrow. // 想到明天还有很多事做,我直接睡到后天。 Xiǎngdào míngtiān hái yǒu hěnduō shì zuò, wǒ zhíjiē shuì dào hòutiān. // Tưởng đáo minh thiên hoàn hữu ngận đa sự tố, ngã trực tiếp thụy đáo hậu thiên. // Nghĩ rằng ngày … Read more

Wandering Spirit

Wandering is an ideal and a profession, going to work is slavery and atonement

🚶🏻🌍💼 Wandering is an ideal and a profession, going to work is slavery and atonement. // 流浪是一种理想 也是一种职业,上班是一种奴役 也是一种赎罪​。 Liúlàng shì yī zhǒng lǐxiǎng yěshì yī zhǒng zhíyè, shàngbān shì yī zhǒng núyì yěshì yī zhǒng shúzuì​. // Lưu lãng thị nhất chủng lý tưởng dã thị nhất chủng chức nghiệp, thượng ban thị nhất … Read more

Sin And Atonement

Poverty is a sin, work is an atonement

🤷💼💔 Poverty is a sin, work is an atonement. // 贫穷是一种罪恶,上班是一种赎罪。 Pínqióng shì yī zhǒng zuì’è, shàngbān shì yī zhǒng shúzuì. // Bần cùng thị nhất chủng tội ác, thượng ban thị nhất chủng thục tội. // Nghèo đói là tội lỗi, làm việc là chuộc tội. Expand your Chinese vocabulary beyond today’s quote with … Read more

Insomnia Humor

I couldn't sleep while counting sheep, suddenly one little sheep stepped forward and said

😴🐏😅 I couldn’t sleep while counting sheep, suddenly one little sheep stepped forward and said, ‘Please pay more attention, you’ve already counted me once. // 睡不着在数羊的时候,突然有一只小羊站了出来对我说 请你用心一点,你已经数过我一次了。 Shuì bùzháo zài shù yáng de shíhòu, túrán yǒuyī zhǐ xiǎo yáng zhànle chūlái duì wǒ shuō qǐng nǐ yòngxīn yīdiǎn, nǐ yǐjīng shùguò wǒ yīcìle. // Thụy … Read more

Cost Effective

According to my own research, getting up at four o'clock in the afternoon is the most cost-effective

🌇😴🌙 According to my own research, getting up at four o’clock in the afternoon is the most cost-effective. You only need to eat one dinner, play all night, sleep all day, and eat one meal, while those who get up at seven or eight in the morning eat three meals is the prodigal son. // … Read more

Dark Circles

Someone said I wear eyeshadow which is an insult to my dark circles

👁️😂👁️‍🗨️ Someone said I wear eyeshadow which is an insult to my dark circles. // 竟然有人说我涂了眼影,简直是侮辱了我的黑眼圈。 Jìngrán yǒurén shuō wǒ túle yǎnyǐng, jiǎnzhí shì wǔrǔle wǒ de hēi yǎnquān. // Cánh nhiên hữu nhân thuyết ngã đồ liễu nhãn ảnh, giản trực thị vũ nhục liễu ngã đích hắc nhãn quyển. // Có người nói … Read more

Sounds Of Celebration

If you miss out on some specific people, it's a damn good thing gongs and drums are blaring and firecrackers are going off

🥁🎆🔥 If you miss out on some specific people, it’s a damn good thing gongs and drums are blaring and firecrackers are going off. // 有些人一旦错过了 真他妈谢天谢地 锣鼓喧天 鞭炮齐鸣。 Yǒuxiē rén yīdàn cuòguòle zhēn tā mā xiètiānxièdì luógǔ xuān tiān biānpào qí míng. // Hữu ta nhân nhất đán thác quá liễu chân tha mụ … Read more