Text Smartly

On Lunar New Year’s Eve, don’t send texts at the hour marks and distract others from claiming red packets

📱💰🕛 On Lunar New Year’s Eve, don’t send texts at the hour marks and distract others from claiming red packets. // 除夕当天,不要在整点发短信耽误别人抢红包。 Chú xī dāng tiān, bú yào zài zhěng diǎn fā duǎn xìn dān wù bié rén qiǎng hóng bāo. // Trừ tịch đương thiên, bất yếu tại chỉnh điểm phát đoản tín đam … Read more

Lunar New Year Feels

Three truths of Lunar New Year: The weather is freezing, clothes are pricey, and I’m still broke

🧥💸😩 Three truths of Lunar New Year: The weather is freezing, clothes are pricey, and I’m still broke. // 过年三好:天好冷,衣服好贵,我好穷。 Guò nián sān hǎo: Tiān hǎo lěng, yī fú hǎo guì, wǒ hǎo qióng. // Quá niên tam hảo: Thiên hảo lãnh, y phục hảo quý, ngã hảo cùng. // Ba điều “tốt” trong dịp … Read more

New Year Crushes

The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys

😍🎉🔥 The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys. Afterward, I still won’t let you guys escape. // 过年了,年前喜欢了很多帅哥,年后我也不会放过你们。 Guò nián le, nián qián xǐ huān le hěn duō shuài gē, nián hòu wǒ yě bú huì fàng guò nǐ men. // Quá niên liễu, niên tiền hỉ hoan … Read more

Family Dynamics

Before I came home, my parents said they missed me

😂🏠🤦‍♂️ Before I came home, my parents said they missed me. After coming back, I realized they just wanted to scold me. // 没回家之前,爸妈都说想我了,回来之后才发现,他们只不过是想骂我了 Méi huí jiā zhī qián, bà mā dōu shuō xiǎng wǒ le, huí lái zhī hòu cái fā xiàn, tā men zhǐ bú guò shì xiǎng mà wǒ le. // Một … Read more

Spring Festival Humor

I won't attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family

📺🏠❤️ I won’t attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family. Thank you to all my Momo friends for your support. I hope everyone understands. // 本人今年不会出席春节联欢晚会,而是选择在家陪伴我的亲人,谢谢各位Momo好友的支持,希望大家理解。 Běn rén jīn nián bù huì chū xí Chūn Jié Lián Huān Wǎn Huì, ér shì xuǎn zé zài jiā … Read more

Kitchen God Festival

On the night before the Kitchen God Festival 2025, my mom said if I don’t find a partner soon, I won’t even have the face to pay respects to the Kitchen God during the New Year

🔥😂🏮 On the night before the Kitchen God Festival 2025, my mom said if I don’t find a partner soon, I won’t even have the face to pay respects to the Kitchen God during the New Year. He might mock me for being unwanted. Honey, should I try to get on the Kitchen God’s good … Read more

Family Gossip

My purpose for going home for the Lunar New Year: giving relatives something to gossip about

🍵👄🎤 My purpose for going home for the Lunar New Year: giving relatives something to gossip about. // 我过年回家的用途:给亲戚们过嘴瘾。 Wǒ guò nián huí jiā de yòng tú: gěi qīn qī men guò zuǐ yǐn. // Ngã quá niên hồi gia đích dụng đồ: cấp thân thích môn quá chủy ẩn. // Mục đích tôi về … Read more

No Names

There really are people who stay single from the start of the year to the end

😶📅💔 There really are people who stay single from the start of the year to the end. Who? I’m not saying. // 真的有人从年头寡到年尾,是谁我不说。 Zhēn de yǒu rén cóng nián tóu guǎ dào nián wěi, shì shuí wǒ bù shuō. // Chân đích hữu nhân tòng niên đầu quả đáo niên vĩ, thị thuỳ ngã bất … Read more

Still Have Face

The Lunar New Year is approaching

😂🏠🎁 The Lunar New Year is approaching. I may not have much, but at least I still have the face to go home. // 快过年了,我并不是一无所有,我还有脸回家。 Kuài guò nián le, wǒ bìng bù shì yī wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Khoái quá niên liễu, ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở … Read more