😵💼🎉 My body has gone back to work, but my soul is still celebrating the New Year. // 身体上班，灵魂还在过年。 Shēntǐ shàngbān, línghún hái zài guònián. // Thân thể thượng ban, linh hồn hoàn tại quá niên. // Thân xác đi làm rồi, nhưng linh hồn vẫn còn đang ăn Tết.
👛⏰😩 My wallet reminds me: Time to go to work. // 钱包提醒我：该上班了。 Qiánbāo tíxǐng wǒ: Gāi shàngbān le. // Tiền bao đề tỉnh ngã: Cai thượng ban liễu. // Ví tiền nhắc tôi: Đến lúc đi làm rồi.
🤳🧧😂 Could you send me your selfie? I want to scan for the Five Blessings and see if “fortune favors fools” is really true for you. // 能不能把你的自拍照发给我，我扫一下五福，我看看是不是真的傻人有傻福。 Néng bu néng bǎ nǐ de zìpāi zhào fā gěi wǒ, wǒ sǎo yíxià wǔ fú, wǒ kànkan shì bú shì zhēn de shǎ rén yǒu shǎ … Read more
😎🧧👑 Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me. // 年纪比我大的可以给我发压岁钱了，年纪比我小的快把压岁钱拿来孝敬我。 Niánjì bǐ wǒ dà de kěyǐ gěi wǒ fā yāsuì qián le, niánjì bǐ wǒ xiǎo de kuài bǎ yāsuì qián nálái xiàojìng wǒ. … Read more
😂🧧💸 If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich. // 过年收到红包能别发朋友圈吗？我不识字，你这样炫富没用，我建议你直接把钱发给我，这样我就知道你有钱了。 Guònián shōudào hóngbāo néng … Read more
😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了，贴福了，我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字，注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã … Read more
😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕，我客气推掉你的红包，你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, … Read more
