🌙💑🌧️ Love in the moonlight is intoxicating, love in the rain is bewildering, love in marriage is surprising. – “Sassy Girl” // 月光下的爱情令人陶醉，细雨中的爱情令人迷惘，婚姻里的爱情令人惊讶。《涩女郎》 Yuè guāng xià de ài qíng lìng rén táo zuì, xì yǔ zhōng de ài qíng lìng rén mí wǎng, hūn yīn lǐ de ài qíng lìng rén jīng yà. 《Sè … Read more
🍎💘🤕 Mature love bears fruit; immature love leaves scars. – “Sassy Girl” // 成熟的爱情会结果，不成熟的爱情会结疤。《涩女郎》 Chéng shú de ài qíng huì jiē guǒ, bù chéng shú de ài qíng huì jiē bā.《Sè nǚ láng》 // Thành thục đích ái tình hội kết quả, bất thành thục đích ái tình hội kết ba. 《Sáp nữ lang》 // … Read more
😂💑⚰️ Men hope women stay quiet, women hope men rest in peace. This way, neither will trouble the other anymore. – “Sassy Girl” // 男人希望女人安静，女人希望男人安息，这样两者都不会再给对方添麻烦了。《涩女郎》 Nánrén xīwàng nǚrén ānjìng, nǚrén xīwàng nánrén ānxī, zhèyàng liǎng zhě dōu bù huì zài gěi duìfāng tiān máfan le. 《Sè nǚ láng》 // Nam nhân hy vọng nữ nhân … Read more
😂🍽️👨⚕️ Although I’m not a doctor, I still want to remind everyone that eating this kind of thing for a long time might have unknown effects in the future. As I mentioned at the start, I’m not a doctor. // 虽然我不是医生，但我还是要提醒大家，长期吃这种东西，以后会怎么样我也不知道，因为正如一开始我就说过，我不是医生。 Suī rán wǒ bù shì yī shēng, dàn wǒ hái shì yào tí xǐng … Read more
🤳😄🍲 Someone said my social media posts have no nutrition. What’s the deal? Are you simmering bone broth on your timeline? // 有人说我朋友圈没营养，咋滴？你在朋友圈炖骨头汤？ Yǒu rén shuō wǒ péng yǒu quān méi yíng yǎng, zǎ dī? Nǐ zài péng yǒu quān dùn gǔ tóu tāng? // Hữu nhân thuyết ngã bằng hữu quyển một dinh dưỡng, … Read more
😋🍲😅 The hotpot law. At the beginning: This is delicious, that is delicious. At the end: Whoever ordered it, finishes it. // 吃火锅定律。刚开始：这个好吃，那个好吃。到最后：谁点的谁吃完。 Chī huǒ guō dìng lǜ. Gāng kāi shǐ: Zhè ge hǎo chī, nà ge hǎo chī. Dào zuì hòu: Shuí diǎn de shuí chī wán. // Cật hỏa oa định luật. Cương … Read more
🏠🐕💪 A qualified worker, even if he moved the day before and had weak legs, tidied up in the middle of the night, and walked his dog early in the morning, still has to push through and go to work. // 一名合格的打工人，即使前一天搬家搬到腿软，收拾收到半夜，清早起来遛狗，也还是要努力上班。 Yī míng hé gé de dǎ gōng rén, jí shǐ qián yī tiān … Read more
😩💼🍼 I don’t want to go to work. I’m curious how my parents managed to keep going? And they had to raise kids too… I’m done. I can barely take care of myself. // 不想上班，好奇爸妈是怎么坚持下来的?还得养娃…跪了。我养我自己都费劲。 Bbù xiǎng shàng bān, hǎo qí bà mā shì zěn me jiān chí xià lái de? Hái děi yǎng wá… … Read more
⌨️😩⏳ I wonder if I can get through this eight-hour workday without smashing my head against the keyboard. // 我想知道我是否可以在不用用头撞键盘的情况下度过这八小时的工作日。 Wǒ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì fǒu kě yǐ zài bú yòng yòng tóu zhuàng jiàn pán de qíng kuàng xià dù guò zhè bā xiǎo shí de gōng zuò rì. // Ngã tưởng tri … Read more