Work Life Humor

Pretending to work during the day, wholeheartedly leaving at the end of the day

😎💼🏃‍♂️ Pretending to work during the day, wholeheartedly leaving at the end of the day. // 装模作样上班,全心全意下班。 Zhuāng mú zuò yàng shàng bān, quán xīn quán yì xià bān. // Trang mô tác dạng thượng ban, toàn tâm toàn ý hạ ban. // Giả vờ giả vịt khi đi làm, toàn tâm toàn ý khi […]

Family Reunion

The moon is full, and people are reunited

🌕👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎉 The moon is full, and people are reunited; reunion is not easy, cherish the time together, wishing everyone a happy and fulfilling Mid-Autumn Festival. // 月亮圆圆,人也团圆;团圆不易,珍惜相聚,祝大家中秋节快乐、圆满。 Yuè liàng yuán yuán, rén yě tuán yuán; tuán yuán bù yì, zhēn xī xiāng jù, zhù dà jiā zhōng qiū jié kuài lè, yuán mǎn. // Nguyệt […]

Mid-Autumn Festival

It's Mid-Autumn Festival. I'm offering you a mooncake online

🌕🎑🎉 It’s Mid-Autumn Festival. I’m offering you a mooncake online. // 中秋节了在线请你吃月饼。 Zhōng qiū jié le zài xiàn qǐng nǐ chī yuè bǐng. // Trung thu tiết liễu tại tuyến thỉnh nhĩ cật nguyệt bính. // Đã đến Tết Trung thu, mời bạn ăn bánh trung thu trực tuyến.

Moonlight Parody

Before my bed, the moon shines bright, I just want to sleep through the night

🌙🛌😴 Before my bed, the moon shines bright, I just want to sleep through the night. I raise my head and see the moon, then snuggle down in sweet respite. // 床前明月光,就想赖个床。举头望明月,抱头睡得香。 Chuáng qián míng yuè guāng, jiù xiǎng lài gè chuáng. Jǔ tóu wàng míng yuè, bào tóu shuì dé xiāng. // Sàng tiền […]

Radical Honesty

Be honest with yourself, be honest about what you've gained and lost

🧘‍♀️🔍💖 Be honest with yourself, be honest about what you’ve gained and lost. Don’t amplify your sadness, and don’t fake your happiness. // 诚实面对自己,诚实面对得到与失去,不放大难过,不假装快乐。 Chéng shí miàn duì zì jǐ, chéng shí miàn duì dé dào yǔ shī qù, bù fàng dà nán guò, bù jiǎ zhuāng kuài lè. // Thành thực diện đối tự […]

Nothing Stays

What exists seems to be nothing at all

🌬️🌧️🚶 What exists seems to be nothing at all. It’s as if everything just keeps appearing, passing by me, and then disappearing. Even the wind that blows and the rain that falls quickly vanish. Besides myself, nothing stays. // 有什么存在可事实是什么都没有,好像什么都只是在不断地出现,经过我身边,然后就不见了,连吹过的风淋过的雨都很快消失,除了自己,没什么留下的。 Yǒu shén me cún zài kě shì shí shì shén me dōu méi yǒu, hǎo […]

Adult Breakdown

At this age, if something can still make you cry hard, it must be something so sad

​😢💔🧘 At this age, if something can still make you cry hard, it must be something so sad, painful, and exhausting that no amount of eating, drinking, or sleeping can fix. // 到了这个年纪如果还有什么能让你大哭一场的,那一定是吃多少喝多少睡多少都解决不了的很难过很心痛很累的事。 Dào le zhè gè nián jì rú guǒ hái yǒu shén me néng ràng nǐ dà kū yī chǎng de, nà yī […]

Night Owl

Ever since I learned to stay up late, I realized I’ve saved quite a bit on breakfast

🌙🍽️💰 Ever since I learned to stay up late, I realized I’ve saved quite a bit on breakfast. // 自从学会了熬夜 发现自己省了不少早餐钱。 Zì cóng xué huì le áo yè, fā xiàn zì jǐ shěng le bù shǎo zǎo cān qián. // Tự tòng học hội liễu ngao dạ, phát hiện tự kỷ tỉnh liễu bất thiểu […]

Sleep Skills

Growing up all these years, I haven't learned any other skills

😴💊😅 Growing up all these years, I haven’t learned any other skills, but I’ve mastered one special ability: I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night. // 长这么大,没学到别的本事,就掌握了一项特殊技能,白天不用安眠药也能安眠,晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。 Zhǎng zhè me dà, méi xué dào bié de běn shì, jiù zhǎng wò le yī xiàng tè shū […]