💑➗😅 Do you know why 520÷3 cannot be divided evenly? Because the third person is inexhaustible. // 知道为什么520÷3除不尽吗？因为小三是除不尽的。 Zhīdào wèishéme 520÷3 chú bù jìn ma? Yīnwèi xiǎosān shì chú bù jìn de. // Tri đạo vi thậm ma 520÷3 trừ bất tận mạ? Nhân vi tiểu tam thị trừ bất tận đích. // Biết vì … Read more
😉💼 Do you need a face-saving package? Here are the details: Transfer 6 yuan to me now, and at exactly 12:00 on May 20th, you will receive my 5.20. If you transfer 600 yuan, you will receive 520. And if you transfer 2000 yuan, you will receive 520 and 1314 simultaneously. // 有需要面子套餐的吗？详情如下：现在给我转6块，你能在5.20号0点，准时收到我的5.20，转账600能收到520 只需要转账2000，你就能同时收到520和1314转账。 Yǒu … Read more
🌳💔 People are like parasol trees, even when their hearts are empty, they can still stand reluctantly. Others may think that it will sprout in the next spring, but in reality, it died in that winter. // 人跟梧桐是一样的 心空了还能勉强立着 旁人以为下个春天它就能发芽 其实那个冬天它就死了。 Rén gēn wútóng shì yīyàng de xīn kōngle hái néng miǎnqiáng lìzhe pángrén yǐwéi … Read more
🚶♂️🔙💔 Walking towards his direction, I kept going and going, only to find myself standing behind him in the end. There was no longer a place for me by his side. // 奔着他的方向一直走一直走，到最后还是站在他身后，他的身旁早就没有位置了。 Bēnzhe tā de fāngxiàng yīzhí zǒu yīzhí zǒu, dào zuìhòu háishì zhàn zài tā shēnhòu, tā de shēn páng zǎo jiù méiyǒu … Read more
🚶♂️🚶♀️🌇 Our relationship is like Shanghai’s Nanjing Road and Nanjing’s Shanghai Road. It may sound similar and intimate, but in reality, it has no connection at all. // 我们之间的关系，就好似上海的南京路和南京的上海路，听起来相似又亲密，实际上，毫无关系。 Wǒmen zhī jiān de guānxì, jiù hǎosì shànghǎi de nánjīng lù hé nánjīng de shànghǎi lù, tīng qǐlái xiāngsì yòu qīnmì, shíjì shang, háo wú guānxì. … Read more
🌞🌙 😊 May you continue to feel the warmth of the sun and find comfort in the moonlight to say goodnight. When you’re about to complain, may you suddenly remember those who have always loved you. Just seeing you smile is enough to make tomorrow better than today. // 我愿你依旧能感受太阳的温暖，仍然能枕着月色晚安。在准备埋头抱怨的时候，能猛然想起那些一直爱着你的人。只要看见你笑一笑，明天就总会比今天好。 Wǒ yuàn nǐ yījiù néng … Read more
🌄💫🌍 May your inner world be vast and magnificent, and may you always believe that life is worth living. // 愿你内心山河壮阔 始终相信人间值得。 Yuàn nǐ nèixīn shānhé zhuàngkuò shǐzhōng xiāngxìn rénjiān zhídé. // Nguyện nhĩ nội tâm sơn hà tráng khoát thủy chung tương tín nhân gian trị đắc. // Hy vọng rằng lòng bạn sẽ … Read more
🌈✨🍀 May all your troubles be small mishaps. // 愿你的一切烦恼都是小事故。 Yuàn nǐ de yīqiè fánnǎo dōu shì xiǎo shìgù. // Nguyện nhĩ đích nhất thiết phiền não đô thị tiểu sự cố. // Cầu mong tất cả những rắc rối của bạn đều là sự cố nhỏ.
💸🌙😴 If I can’t get rich overnight, two nights will do, I don’t mind even in the middle of the night. // 如果不能一夜暴富，两夜也行，三更半夜我也不介意。 Rúguǒ bùnéng yīyè bào fù, liǎng yè yě xíng, sān gēng bànyè wǒ yě bù jièyì. // Như quả bất năng nhất dạ bạo phú, lưỡng dạ dã hành, tam canh bán … Read more