😍🎉🔥 The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys. Afterward, I still won’t let you guys escape. // 过年了，年前喜欢了很多帅哥，年后我也不会放过你们。 Guò nián le, nián qián xǐ huān le hěn duō shuài gē, nián hòu wǒ yě bú huì fàng guò nǐ men. // Quá niên liễu, niên tiền hỉ hoan … Read more
😂🏠🤦♂️ Before I came home, my parents said they missed me. After coming back, I realized they just wanted to scold me. // 没回家之前，爸妈都说想我了，回来之后才发现，他们只不过是想骂我了 Méi huí jiā zhī qián, bà mā dōu shuō xiǎng wǒ le, huí lái zhī hòu cái fā xiàn, tā men zhǐ bú guò shì xiǎng mà wǒ le. // Một … Read more
📺🏠❤️ I won’t attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family. Thank you to all my Momo friends for your support. I hope everyone understands. // 本人今年不会出席春节联欢晚会，而是选择在家陪伴我的亲人，谢谢各位Momo好友的支持，希望大家理解。 Běn rén jīn nián bù huì chū xí Chūn Jié Lián Huān Wǎn Huì, ér shì xuǎn zé zài jiā … Read more
🔥😂🏮 On the night before the Kitchen God Festival 2025, my mom said if I don’t find a partner soon, I won’t even have the face to pay respects to the Kitchen God during the New Year. He might mock me for being unwanted. Honey, should I try to get on the Kitchen God’s good … Read more
🍵👄🎤 My purpose for going home for the Lunar New Year: giving relatives something to gossip about. // 我过年回家的用途：给亲戚们过嘴瘾。 Wǒ guò nián huí jiā de yòng tú: gěi qīn qī men guò zuǐ yǐn. // Ngã quá niên hồi gia đích dụng đồ: cấp thân thích môn quá chủy ẩn. // Mục đích tôi về … Read more
😂🏠🎁 The Lunar New Year is approaching. I may not have much, but at least I still have the face to go home. // 快过年了，我并不是一无所有，我还有脸回家。 Kuài guò nián le, wǒ bìng bù shì yī wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Khoái quá niên liễu, ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở … Read more
😂📜💭 Ancient people were quite optimistic—they spent their free time pondering how to achieve immortality. Modern folks, after a day’s work, collapse onto their beds with just four words in mind: “Don’t wanna live anymore.” // 古代人挺乐观的其实，有点闲工夫都琢磨着怎么长生不老，现代人忙完一天的事瘫在床上心里只有四个字：不想活了。 Gǔ dài rén tǐng lè guān de qí shí, yǒu diǎn xián gōng fu dōu zhuō mó zhe … Read more
💼 🏗️ 💪 Workers, working spirit, and working are the elite of mankind. Time to wake up and hustle, workers! // 打工人，打工魂，打工都是人上人，起床搬砖了打工人。 Dǎ gōng rén, dǎ gōng hún, dǎ gōng dōu shì rén shàng rén, qǐ chuáng bān zhuān le dǎ gōng rén. // Đả công nhân, đả công hồn, đả công đô thị nhân … Read more
