New Bricks

New year, new bricks, time to carry them seriously.

💪🎋😂 New year, new bricks, time to carry them seriously. // 新年新砖,认真的搬。 Xīnnián xīn zhuān, rènzhēn de bān. // Tân niên tân chuyên, nhận chân đích ban. // Năm mới gạch mới, vác cho chăm chỉ.

Still On Break

My body has gone back to work, but my soul is still celebrating the New Year.

😵💼🎉 My body has gone back to work, but my soul is still celebrating the New Year. // 身体上班,灵魂还在过年。 Shēntǐ shàngbān, línghún hái zài guònián. // Thân thể thượng ban, linh hồn hoàn tại quá niên. // Thân xác đi làm rồi, nhưng linh hồn vẫn còn đang ăn Tết.

End Of Holiday

My wallet reminds me: Time to go to work.

👛⏰😩 My wallet reminds me: Time to go to work. // 钱包提醒我:该上班了。 Qiánbāo tíxǐng wǒ: Gāi shàngbān le. // Tiền bao đề tỉnh ngã: Cai thượng ban liễu. // Ví tiền nhắc tôi: Đến lúc đi làm rồi.

Fortune Favors Fools

Could you send me your selfie? I want to scan for the Five Blessings and see if "fortune favors fools" is really true for you.

🤳🧧😂 Could you send me your selfie? I want to scan for the Five Blessings and see if “fortune favors fools” is really true for you. // 能不能把你的自拍照发给我,我扫一下五福,我看看是不是真的傻人有傻福。 Néng bu néng bǎ nǐ de zìpāi zhào fā gěi wǒ, wǒ sǎo yíxià wǔ fú, wǒ kànkan shì bú shì zhēn de shǎ rén yǒu shǎ […]

New Year Traditions

Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me.

😎🧧👑 Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me. // 年纪比我大的可以给我发压岁钱了,年纪比我小的快把压岁钱拿来孝敬我。 Niánjì bǐ wǒ dà de kěyǐ gěi wǒ fā yāsuì qián le, niánjì bǐ wǒ xiǎo de kuài bǎ yāsuì qián nálái xiàojìng wǒ. […]

Red Envelope Humor

If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich.

😂🧧💸 If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich. // 过年收到红包能别发朋友圈吗?我不识字,你这样炫富没用,我建议你直接把钱发给我,这样我就知道你有钱了。 Guònián shōudào hóngbāo néng […]

Lucky In Love

Lunar New Year's here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down "fu," are meant to be given, never taken by you.

😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了,贴福了,我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字,注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã […]

No Dating

I don't start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you're only after my lucky money.

💰💔😂 I don’t start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you’re only after my lucky money. // 年底不处对象,怕你冲我压岁钱来的。 Niándǐ bù chǔ duìxiàng, pà nǐ chōng wǒ yāsuì qián lái de. // Niên để bất xử đối tượng, phạ nhĩ xung ngã áp tuế tiền lai đích. // Cuối năm không […]

New Year Problem

The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously.

😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕,我客气推掉你的红包,你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, […]