New Year Traditions

Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me.

😎🧧👑 Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me. // 年纪比我大的可以给我发压岁钱了,年纪比我小的快把压岁钱拿来孝敬我。 Niánjì bǐ wǒ dà de kěyǐ gěi wǒ fā yāsuì qián le, niánjì bǐ wǒ xiǎo de kuài bǎ yāsuì qián nálái xiàojìng wǒ. […]

Red Envelope Humor

If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich.

😂🧧💸 If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich. // 过年收到红包能别发朋友圈吗?我不识字,你这样炫富没用,我建议你直接把钱发给我,这样我就知道你有钱了。 Guònián shōudào hóngbāo néng […]

Lucky In Love

Lunar New Year's here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down "fu," are meant to be given, never taken by you.

😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了,贴福了,我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字,注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã […]

No Dating

I don't start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you're only after my lucky money.

💰💔😂 I don’t start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you’re only after my lucky money. // 年底不处对象,怕你冲我压岁钱来的。 Niándǐ bù chǔ duìxiàng, pà nǐ chōng wǒ yāsuì qián lái de. // Niên để bất xử đối tượng, phạ nhĩ xung ngã áp tuế tiền lai đích. // Cuối năm không […]

New Year Problem

The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously.

😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕,我客气推掉你的红包,你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, […]