😔⏳🏮 In ancient times it was so much better. Bear too much pressure and you’d become a demon, a god, or a devil. But in modern times, bear too much and you just become mentally ill. // 古代真好，承受太多压力就会成妖、成神、成魔；而现代，承受太多就会成神经病。 Gǔdài zhēn hǎo, chéngshòu tài duō yālì jiù huì chéng yāo, chéng shén, chéng mó; ér xiàndài, […]
😔🏚️💔 A poor person’s family of origin is essentially a psychiatric ward: A father who is hot-tempered and incompetent, a mother who does nothing but weep and wail, children who are insecure and anxious, elders who are greedy and selfish, and relatives who never stop meddling. // 穷人的原生家庭，其实就是精神病院；父亲暴躁无能；母亲哭哭啼啼；孩子自卑焦虑；老人贪婪自私；亲戚指手画脚。 Qióngrén de yuánshēng jiātíng, qíshí jiùshì jīngshén […]
😂💅🗳️ If you’re beautiful, you should vote for me. If you’re not, you definitely should vote for me! // 如果你长得美，你应该来给我投票。如果你长得丑，更应该来给我投票！ Rúguǒ nǐ zhǎng de měi, nǐ yīnggāi lái gěi wǒ tóupiào. Rúguǒ nǐ zhǎng de chǒu, gèng yīnggāi lái gěi wǒ tóupiào! // Như quả nhĩ trường đắc mỹ, nhĩ ưng cai lai cấp ngã […]
😂🗳️⚡ Come vote for me, and I’ll grant you a superpower: the ability to vote! // 快来选我，让你拥有超能力——投票！ Kuài lái xuǎn wǒ, ràng nǐ yōngyǒu chāo nénglì — tóupiào! // Khoái lai tuyển ngã, nhượng nhĩ ủng hữu siêu năng lực — đầu phiếu! // Mau bầu cho tôi đi, tôi sẽ trao cho bạn một […]
😄🗳️🎤 Everyone, stop arguing. I’m the only one who can truly make you laugh. Vote for me, and I’ll give each of you a daily dose of jokes! // 大家都别争了，我是唯一能让你们笑出声的人。选我当候选人，我给你们每人发一个段子！ Dàjiā dōu bié zhēng le, wǒ shì wéiyī néng ràng nǐmen xiào chūshēng de rén. Xuǎn wǒ dāng hòuxuǎn rén, wǒ gěi nǐmen měi rén […]
😔🌍💡 That’s just how the world works: Do well, and no one notices; Do poorly, and everyone complains. Do a hundred good deeds, and receive no praise; Do one bad thing, and get judged every day. // 这个世界就是这样：你做得好，没人看得见；你做得差，人人都埋怨。你做百件好事，没人称赞；你做一件坏事，人人指点。 Zhège shìjiè jiùshì zhèyàng: Nǐ zuò de hǎo, méi rén kàn de jiàn; nǐ zuò de chà, […]
👑💫🚶 Walk your own path however you like, let others say whatever they will. Why waste words on those outside your circle? Why fuss over those with low character? // 自己的路，想怎么走就怎么走；别人的嘴，爱怎么说就怎么说。圈子不同的人，何必跟他浪费口舌；素质不高的人，何必和他斤斤计较。 Zìjǐ de lù, xiǎng zěnme zǒu jiù zěnme zǒu; biérén de zuǐ, ài zěnme shuō jiù zěnme shuō. Quānzi bùtóng de rén, hébì gēn […]
⚓😏🌪️ In a world that’s breaking down everywhere, take it too seriously and you’ve already lost. // 身处这个到处抛锚的世界，认真你就输了。 Shēn chǔ zhège dàochù pāomáo de shìjiè, rènzhēn nǐ jiù shū le. // Thân xử giá cá đáo xứ phao mâu đích thế giới, nhận chân nhĩ tựu thâu liễu. // Sống trong cái thế giới hỏng […]
☂️💙🌿 The heart should be like an umbrella, able to open wide, yet close when needed. // 心要像伞，撑得开，收得起。 Xīn yào xiàng sǎn, chēng de kāi, shōu de qǐ. // Tâm yếu tượng tán, sanh đắc khai, thu đắc khởi. // Trái tim phải như cái ô, mở ra được, thu lại được.