⚖️📜😂 When will “Getting back with your ex behind your bestie’s back” and “Forwarding a video without watching it first” be added to the criminal code? // 什么时候把《背着闺蜜复合罪》和《分享视频不看并把视频又发回来罪》列入刑法？ Shén me shí hòu bǎ “Bēi zhe guī mì fù hé zuì” hé “Fēn xiǎng shì pín bù kàn bìng bǎ shì pín yòu fā huí lái … Read more
⏰🍞🍳 People who can jump up as soon as they hear the alarm are like a piece of toast; while I am a fried egg—I just flip over and continue sleeping. // 一听到闹钟就能跳起来的人是一片吐司，而我是一片煎蛋，翻个身继续睡。 Yī tīng dào nào zhōng jiù néng tiào qǐ lái de rén shì yī piàn tǔ sī; ér wǒ shì yī piàn … Read more
🤔💡🍃 As you live on, you eventually understand that competing with anyone is just exhausting yourself. // 活着活着，就活明白了，跟任何人较劲都是在消耗自己。 Huó zhe huó zhe, jiù huó míng bái le; gēn rèn hé rén jiào jìn dōu shì zài xiāo hào zì jǐ. // Hoạt trước hoạt trước; tựu hoạt minh bạch liễu; cân nhậm hà nhân giác … Read more
🏃♂️💪🌟 The daily persistence is not to impress anyone, nor to prove anything to anyone, but because I know that running forward is always better than standing still. // 每天的坚持，不是为了感动谁，也不是为了证明给谁看，而是我知道，一路奔跑，总比原地踏步要好。 Měi tiān de jiān chí, bù shì wèi le gǎn dòng shuí, yě bù shì wèi le zhèng míng gěi shuí kàn, ér shì wǒ … Read more
💼😩📉 Work was originally meant to prove your value; but in the end, it only proves that you don’t have much value. // 工作原本为的是证明自己的价值，但是最后证明的却是自己没啥价值。 Gōng zuò yuán běn wèi de shì zhèng míng zì jǐ de jià zhí; dàn shì zuì hòu zhèng míng de què shì zì jǐ méi shá jià zhí. // Công … Read more
😎💸😂 30 years old! Xiaomi SU7 Ultra! 529,900 yuan! No loans! Didn’t rely on parents! Didn’t buy it! // 30岁！小米SU7 Ultra！52.99万！没有贷款！没靠父母！没有买！ 30 suì! Xiǎo mǐ SU7 Ultra! 52.99 wàn! Méi yǒu dài kuǎn! Méi kào fù mǔ! Méi yǒu mǎi! // 30 tuế; Tiểu Mễ SU7 Ultra; ngũ thập nhị vạn cửu cửu thiên; một … Read more
😎😂📱 Someone laughed at me for not being able to afford the Xiaomi SU7 Ultra; I just laughed. // 有人笑我买不起小米SU7 Ultra，我笑了。 Yǒu rén xiào wǒ mǎi bù qǐ Xiǎo mǐ SU7 Ultra, wǒ xiào le. // Hữu nhân tiếu ngã mãi bất khởi Tiểu Mễ SU7 Ultra; ngã tiếu liễu. // Có người cười tôi … Read more
🚗📅😆 This weekend, we’re planning a self-driving trip. Car model: Xiaomi SU7 Ultra; People: 4 seats; currently, we have 3—missing 1. Note: The 4th person must have an SU7 Ultra; otherwise, none of us can go! // 本周末准备组织自驾游，车型：小米SU7 Ultra，人数：4人位，目前已有3人，差1位。出发备注：第4位要有SU7 Ultra，不然我们都去不了。 Běn zhōu mò zhǔn bèi zǔ zhī zì jià yóu, chē xíng: Xiǎo mǐ SU7 … Read more
🤔📚😂 I reflect on myself thrice a day: Am I tall? Rich? Handsome? No? Then go study! // 吾日三省吾身，高否？富否？帅否？否，滚去学习！ Wú rì sān xǐng wú shēn, gāo fǒu? Fù fǒu? Shuài fǒu? Fǒu, gǔn qù xué xí! // Ngô nhật tam tỉnh ngô thân; cao phủ? Phú phủ? Suất phủ? Phủ, cổn khứ học tập! // … Read more