Fitness Joke

I asked my coach if I could drink milk tea after working out. He said, "If you really want it, just have a little." So I bought a large cup of "A little" milk tea brand.

🥤🏋️😂 I asked my coach if I could drink milk tea after working out. He said, “If you really want it, just have a little.” So I bought a large cup of “A little” milk tea brand. // 我问教练健完身能不能喝奶茶,教练说:“实在想喝就喝一点点。”于是我就买了一大杯一点点奶茶。 Wǒ wèn jiàoliàn jiàn wán shēn néng bù néng hē nǎichá, jiàoliàn shuō: “Shízài xiǎng hē … Read more

Hungry Truth

I'm hungry. Turns out being honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, considerate, cute, pure, innocent, romantic, generous, fun, clever, passionate, sweet, elegant, graceful, and beautiful can't be eaten as food.

🍽️😂🍚 I’m hungry. Turns out being honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, considerate, cute, pure, innocent, romantic, generous, fun, clever, passionate, sweet, elegant, graceful, and beautiful can’t be eaten as food. // 我饿了,果然诚实、可靠、幽默、风趣、温柔、善良、正义、体贴、可爱、单纯、天真、浪漫、大方、有趣、灵巧、热情、甜美、典雅、优雅、美丽不能当饭吃。 Wǒ è le, guǒrán chéngshí, kěkào, yōumò, fēngqù, wēnróu, shànliáng, zhèngyì, tǐtiē, kě’ài, dānchún, tiānzhēn, làngmàn, dàfāng, yǒuqù, língqiǎo, rèqíng, tiánměi, diǎnyǎ, … Read more

One Same Truth (Weibo Article)

One Same Truth (Weibo Article)

🌍☁️🗺 Heaven and earth nurture humanity, and the way of heaven sustains people. Loving oneself indeed involves a multidimensional construct that forms an optimal position. Confucianism refers to this position as the “Golden Mean” or “Achieving Harmony”; Daoism calls it the “Balance of Yin and Yang”; Buddhism terms it “Emptiness,” stating that “from emptiness arises … Read more

Qixi Humor

While the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge, I’m at the bridge selling popsicles, earning extra cash. Not bad at all.

🌉🍡💰 While the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge, I’m at the bridge selling popsicles, earning extra cash. Not bad at all. // 牛郎织女鹊桥会,我在桥头卖冰棍,赚点外快,也挺好。 Niúláng Zhīnǚ Quèqiáo huì, wǒ zài qiáotóu mài bīnggùn, zhuàn diǎn wàikuài, yě tǐng hǎo. // Ngưu Lang Chức Nữ Thước kiều hội, ngã tại kiều đầu … Read more

Qixi Mood

Qixi isn’t the point. The point is I get to legitimately stay home all day again.

🏮🏡😌 Qixi isn’t the point. The point is I get to legitimately stay home all day again. // 七夕不是重点,重点是我又可以,名正言顺地宅一天了。 Qīxī bú shì zhòngdiǎn, zhòngdiǎn shì wǒ yòu kěyǐ, míngzhèng yánshùn de zhái yì tiān le. // Thất Tịch bất thị trọng điểm, trọng điểm thị ngã hựu khả dĩ, danh chính ngôn thuận địa trạch … Read more

Qixi Alone

I wanted to find a partner for Asian Valentine’s Day, only to realize I am the biggest obstacle myself.

💔🚧🎋 I wanted to find a partner for Asian Valentine’s Day, only to realize I am the biggest obstacle myself. // 想找个对象一起过七夕,结果发现自己就是,最大的障碍。 Xiǎng zhǎo gè duìxiàng yīqǐ guò Qīxī, jiéguǒ fāxiàn zìjǐ jiù shì, zuìdà de zhàng’ài. // Tưởng trảo cá đối tượng nhất khởi quá Thất Tịch, kết quả phát hiện tự kỷ tựu … Read more

Broke And Busy

You can be poor, but not too busy.

💸😵⏳ You can be poor, but not too busy. You can be busy, but not too poor. But what’s going on with you now? Broke and busy! // 你可以很穷,但不能很忙。你也可以很忙,但是不能很穷。但你现在是怎么回事啊,又穷又忙的。 Nǐ kěyǐ hěn qióng, dàn bùnéng hěn máng. Nǐ yě kěyǐ hěn máng, dànshì bùnéng hěn qióng. Dàn nǐ xiànzài shì zěnme huí shì a, yòu … Read more

Sleepless Bravery

Every night I remind myself: "Staying up late will kill me." Turns out, I'm genuinely unafraid of death.

🌙💀☕ Every night I remind myself: “Staying up late will kill me.” Turns out, I’m genuinely unafraid of death. // 一到晚上,我都会提醒自己:熬夜会死,熬夜会死。事实证明,我是真的不怕死。 Yí dào wǎnshang, wǒ dōu huì tíxǐng zìjǐ: áoyè huì sǐ, áoyè huì sǐ. Shìshí zhèngmíng, wǒ shì zhēn de bù pà sǐ. // Nhất đáo vãn thượng, ngã đô hội đề tỉnh tự … Read more

Funny Truth

I’d recognize you even if you turned to ashes, but if you put on makeup? Probably not.

👀😂💄 I’d recognize you even if you turned to ashes, but if you put on makeup? Probably not. // 你化成灰我都认得你,化了妆就不一定了。 Nǐ huà chéng huī wǒ dōu rènde nǐ, huà le zhuāng jiù bù yīdìng le. // Nhĩ hóa thành hôi ngã đô nhận đắc nhĩ, hóa liễu trang tựu bất nhất định liễu. // Dù … Read more