TRANSLATIONS

🤳🧧😂 Could you send me your selfie? I want to scan for the Five Blessings and see if “fortune favors fools” is really true for you. // 能不能把你的自拍照发给我，我扫一下五福，我看看是不是真的傻人有傻福。 Néng bu néng bǎ nǐ de zìpāi zhào fā gěi wǒ, wǒ sǎo yíxià wǔ fú, wǒ kànkan shì bú shì zhēn de shǎ rén yǒu shǎ … Read more

😎🧧👑 Those older than me can start sending me New Year money, and those younger than me should quickly bring their lucky money to show their respect to me. // 年纪比我大的可以给我发压岁钱了，年纪比我小的快把压岁钱拿来孝敬我。 Niánjì bǐ wǒ dà de kěyǐ gěi wǒ fā yāsuì qián le, niánjì bǐ wǒ xiǎo de kuài bǎ yāsuì qián nálái xiàojìng wǒ. … Read more

😂🧧💸 If you receive red envelopes during the New Year, could you not post them on social media? I cannot read, so showing off your wealth like that does nothing for me. I suggest you just transfer the money directly to me, then I will know you are rich. // 过年收到红包能别发朋友圈吗？我不识字，你这样炫富没用，我建议你直接把钱发给我，这样我就知道你有钱了。 Guònián shōudào hóngbāo néng … Read more

😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了，贴福了，我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字，注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã … Read more

💰💔😂 I don’t start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you’re only after my lucky money. // 年底不处对象，怕你冲我压岁钱来的。 Niándǐ bù chǔ duìxiàng, pà nǐ chōng wǒ yāsuì qián lái de. // Niên để bất xử đối tượng, phạ nhĩ xung ngã áp tuế tiền lai đích. // Cuối năm không … Read more

😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕，我客气推掉你的红包，你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, … Read more

😅🙈🏡 My mom says I’m not completely broke. At least I still have the nerve to come home. // 我妈说我并不是一无所有，我还有脸回家。 Wǒ mā shuō wǒ bìng bú shì yì wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Ngã ma thuyết ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở hữu, ngã hoàn hữu kiểm hồi gia. … Read more

🚶‍♂️💸🏡 Others go home with money. I go home ahead of time. // 别人提钱回家，我也提前回家。 Biérén tí qián huí jiā, wǒ yě tíqián huí jiā. // Biệt nhân đề tiền hồi gia, ngã dã đề tiền hồi gia. // Người ta mang tiền về nhà, còn tôi thì về nhà sớm. Expand your Chinese vocabulary beyond … Read more

🚗💸🏡 After working a whole year away, it’s time to ask my family for some travel fare to come home for the New Year. // 出来干了一年，准备跟家里人要点车费回家过年了。 Chūlái gàn le yì nián, zhǔnbèi gēn jiālǐ rén yào diǎn chēfèi huí jiā guònián le. // Xuất lai can liễu nhất niên, chuẩn bị cân gia lý nhân … Read more