Temporary Ticket
🎟️💔🎭 Thought I had a ticket to deep love — turns out it was just a trial pass for a fling. // 以为拿了深情的入场券，结果是暧昧的体验卡。 Yǐ wéi ná le shēn qíng de rù chǎng quàn, jié guǒ shì ài mèi de tǐ yàn kǎ. // Dĩ vi nã liễu thâm tình đích nhập trường khoán, kết quả […]
Forced Exit
📉👴⚰️ I originally bought some big company stocks to prepare for retirement — little did I know they came to send me off instead. // 本来买点大公司的股票准备养老，没成想它是来给我送终的。 Běn lái mǎi diǎn dà gōng sī de gǔ piào zhǔn bèi yǎng lǎo, méi chéng xiǎng tā shì lái gěi wǒ sòng zhōng de. // Bổn lai mãi […]
Zero Assets
💔📉😂 If your boyfriend is emotionally stable today and even strangely happy, break up with him immediately as he clearly holds no financial assets. He’s broke. // 今天如果你的男朋友情绪稳定，甚至还有些莫名开心，请赶快分手，因为他没有持有任何金融资产，是个穷逼。 Jīn tiān rú guǒ nǐ de nán péng yǒu qíng xù wěn dìng, shèn zhì hái yǒu xiē mò míng kāi xīn, qǐng gǎn kuài fēn shǒu, […]
Counter-Sanctions
🍗📉🗽 If the stock market continues to fall tomorrow, I will impose counter-sanctions on the U.S. economy. Next week and the week after, I will boycott KFC’s Crazy Thursday. // 如果明天大盘继续跌，那么我将对美国经济实施反制裁，下周以及下下周，我将不会出席 KFC的Crazy Thursday活动。 Rú guǒ míng tiān dà pán jì xù diē, nà me wǒ jiāng duì Měi guó jīng jì shí shī fǎn zhì […]
Joy And Sorrow
😊🚂😢 If life is a journey, then joy and sorrow are the two long rails closely following behind me. // 如果人生是一段旅途，快乐与悲伤就是那两条长长的铁轨，在我身后紧紧跟随。 Rú guǒ rén shēng shì yí duàn lǚ tú, kuài lè yǔ bēi shāng jiù shì nà liǎng tiáo cháng cháng de tiě guǐ, zài wǒ shēn hòu jǐn jǐn gēn suí. // Như […]