Zero Assets

If your boyfriend is emotionally stable today and even strangely happy, break up with him immediately

💔📉😂 If your boyfriend is emotionally stable today and even strangely happy, break up with him immediately as he clearly holds no financial assets. He’s broke. // 今天如果你的男朋友情绪稳定,甚至还有些莫名开心,请赶快分手,因为他没有持有任何金融资产,是个穷逼。 Jīn tiān rú guǒ nǐ de nán péng yǒu qíng xù wěn dìng, shèn zhì hái yǒu xiē mò míng kāi xīn, qǐng gǎn kuài fēn shǒu, … Read more

Counter-Sanctions

If the stock market continues to fall tomorrow, I will impose counter-sanctions on the U.S. economy

🍗📉🗽 If the stock market continues to fall tomorrow, I will impose counter-sanctions on the U.S. economy. Next week and the week after, I will boycott KFC’s Crazy Thursday. // 如果明天大盘继续跌,那么我将对美国经济实施反制裁,下周以及下下周,我将不会出席 KFC的Crazy Thursday活动。 Rú guǒ míng tiān dà pán jì xù diē, nà me wǒ jiāng duì Měi guó jīng jì shí shī fǎn zhì … Read more

Joy And Sorrow

If life is a journey, then joy and sorrow are the two long rails closely following behind me.

😊🚂😢 If life is a journey, then joy and sorrow are the two long rails closely following behind me. // 如果人生是一段旅途,快乐与悲伤就是那两条长长的铁轨,在我身后紧紧跟随。 Rú guǒ rén shēng shì yí duàn lǚ tú, kuài lè yǔ bēi shāng jiù shì nà liǎng tiáo cháng cháng de tiě guǐ, zài wǒ shēn hòu jǐn jǐn gēn suí. // Như … Read more

Ordinary Mindset

If you view the world with an ordinary mindset, there won’t be so many things that seem unbearable.

🌍🧘‍♂️👁️ If you view the world with an ordinary mindset, there won’t be so many things that seem unbearable. // 如果用平常的心态来看待世界,世界就不会有那么多看不贯的事。 Rú guǒ yòng píng cháng de xīn tài lái kàn dài shì jiè, shì jiè jiù bú huì yǒu nà me duō kàn bù guàn de shì. // Như quả dụng bình thường đích … Read more

Cherish The Moment

If youth has a flaw, it's that it passes too quickly.

🌸⏳💔 If youth has a flaw, it’s that it passes too quickly. // 如果说青春也有缺点,那就是它消逝得太快。 Rú guǒ shuō qīng chūn yě yǒu quē diǎn, nà jiù shì tā xiāo shì de tài kuài. // Như quả thuyết thanh xuân dã hữu khuyết điểm, nã tựu thị tha tiêu thất đích thái khoái. // Nếu nói tuổi … Read more

Snack Time

Staying home with snacks; open a pack, and happiness overflows.

🏠🍿😋 Staying home with snacks; open a pack, and happiness overflows. // 宅家时刻,零食相伴,剥开一包,快乐满满。 Zhái jiā shí kè, líng shí xiāng bàn, bō kāi yī bāo, kuài lè mǎn mǎn. // Trạch gia thời khắc, linh thực tương bạn, bác khai nhất bao, khoái lạc mãn mãn. // Ở nhà có đồ ăn vặt bên cạnh; … Read more

Foodie Life

A foodie's happiness—seeing delicious food everywhere.

🍜🤤🍣 A foodie’s happiness—seeing delicious food everywhere. // 吃货的幸福,满眼皆美食也。 Chī huò de xìng fú, mǎn yǎn jiē měi shí yě. // Thực hoặc đích hạnh phúc, mãn nhãn giai mỹ thực dã. // Hạnh phúc của người mê ăn—mở mắt ra toàn là đồ ngon.

Fast And Cheap

If we are what we eat, then I am fast, cheap, and easy.

🍔⚡💸 If we are what we eat, then I am fast, cheap, and easy. // 如果我们就是我们吃的东西,那我就是快,便宜,又简单。 Rú guǒ wǒ men jiù shì wǒ men chī de dōng xī, nà wǒ jiù shì kuài, pián yí, yòu jiǎn dān. // Như quả ngã môn tựu thị ngã môn thực đích đông tây, nã ngã tựu thị … Read more

Drunken Dreams

What difference am I from a madman?

🤯🍷🌀 What difference am I from a madman? Overthinking till I’m stuck, then foolishly smile. Brewing dreams in a few small cups, drinking one but getting drunk like ten. It’s not that I live slow, I just lag behind from sheer laziness. One hand holds dreams, the other holds trash—how can I have a hand … Read more