Kitchen God Festival
🔥😂🏮 On the night before the Kitchen God Festival 2025, my mom said if I don’t find a partner soon, I won’t even have the face to pay respects to the Kitchen God during the New Year. He might mock me for being unwanted. Honey, should I try to get on the Kitchen God’s good […]
Family Gossip
🍵👄🎤 My purpose for going home for the Lunar New Year: giving relatives something to gossip about. // 我过年回家的用途：给亲戚们过嘴瘾。 Wǒ guò nián huí jiā de yòng tú: gěi qīn qī men guò zuǐ yǐn. // Ngã quá niên hồi gia đích dụng đồ: cấp thân thích môn quá chủy ẩn. // Mục đích tôi về […]
No Names
😶📅💔 There really are people who stay single from the start of the year to the end. Who? I’m not saying. // 真的有人从年头寡到年尾，是谁我不说。 Zhēn de yǒu rén cóng nián tóu guǎ dào nián wěi, shì shuí wǒ bù shuō. // Chân đích hữu nhân tòng niên đầu quả đáo niên vĩ, thị thuỳ ngã bất […]
Still Have Face
😂🏠🎁 The Lunar New Year is approaching. I may not have much, but at least I still have the face to go home. // 快过年了，我并不是一无所有，我还有脸回家。 Kuài guò nián le, wǒ bìng bù shì yī wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Khoái quá niên liễu, ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở […]
Life Contrast
😂📜💭 Ancient people were quite optimistic—they spent their free time pondering how to achieve immortality. Modern folks, after a day’s work, collapse onto their beds with just four words in mind: “Don’t wanna live anymore.” // 古代人挺乐观的其实，有点闲工夫都琢磨着怎么长生不老，现代人忙完一天的事瘫在床上心里只有四个字：不想活了。 Gǔ dài rén tǐng lè guān de qí shí, yǒu diǎn xián gōng fu dōu zhuō mó zhe […]