Text Smartly

On Lunar New Year’s Eve, don’t send texts at the hour marks and distract others from claiming red packets

📱💰🕛 On Lunar New Year’s Eve, don’t send texts at the hour marks and distract others from claiming red packets. // 除夕当天,不要在整点发短信耽误别人抢红包。 Chú xī dāng tiān, bú yào zài zhěng diǎn fā duǎn xìn dān wù bié rén qiǎng hóng bāo. // Trừ tịch đương thiên, bất yếu tại chỉnh điểm phát đoản tín đam […]

Lunar New Year Feels

Three truths of Lunar New Year: The weather is freezing, clothes are pricey, and I’m still broke

🧥💸😩 Three truths of Lunar New Year: The weather is freezing, clothes are pricey, and I’m still broke. // 过年三好:天好冷,衣服好贵,我好穷。 Guò nián sān hǎo: Tiān hǎo lěng, yī fú hǎo guì, wǒ hǎo qióng. // Quá niên tam hảo: Thiên hảo lãnh, y phục hảo quý, ngã hảo cùng. // Ba điều “tốt” trong dịp […]

New Year Crushes

The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys

😍🎉🔥 The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys. Afterward, I still won’t let you guys escape. // 过年了,年前喜欢了很多帅哥,年后我也不会放过你们。 Guò nián le, nián qián xǐ huān le hěn duō shuài gē, nián hòu wǒ yě bú huì fàng guò nǐ men. // Quá niên liễu, niên tiền hỉ hoan […]

Family Dynamics

Before I came home, my parents said they missed me

😂🏠🤦‍♂️ Before I came home, my parents said they missed me. After coming back, I realized they just wanted to scold me. // 没回家之前,爸妈都说想我了,回来之后才发现,他们只不过是想骂我了 Méi huí jiā zhī qián, bà mā dōu shuō xiǎng wǒ le, huí lái zhī hòu cái fā xiàn, tā men zhǐ bú guò shì xiǎng mà wǒ le. // Một […]

Spring Festival Humor

I won't attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family

📺🏠❤️ I won’t attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family. Thank you to all my Momo friends for your support. I hope everyone understands. // 本人今年不会出席春节联欢晚会,而是选择在家陪伴我的亲人,谢谢各位Momo好友的支持,希望大家理解。 Běn rén jīn nián bù huì chū xí Chūn Jié Lián Huān Wǎn Huì, ér shì xuǎn zé zài jiā […]