Category: TRANSLATIONS

Milk Tea Revenge

😭🍵🥤 In the previous life, I easily believed in so-called relatives, but people betrayed me! My family abandoned me, my master chased me, even broke my spiritual vein! I came back in this life with full of hatred. My mouth is a little thirsty. I want to drink milk tea. Who will treat me? // […]

Morning Routine

💰💼👨‍⚕️ Every morning when I get up, I take a look at the rich list. If my name is on it, I will go to see a doctor. // 每天早上起床我都会看一眼富豪榜，如果上面有我的名字，我就去看病。 Měitiān zǎoshang qǐchuáng wǒ dūhuì kàn yīyǎn fùháo bǎng, rúguǒ shàngmiàn yǒu wǒ de míngzì, wǒ jiù qù kànbìng. // Mỗi thiên tảo thượng khởi […]

Five Elements

🏠🚗💰 Count my fingers, I’m short of a house in my five elements, a car in my fate, and money in my card. // 自己掐指一算，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺钱。 Zìjǐ qiā zhǐ yī suàn, wǔháng quē fáng, mìng lǐ quē chē, kǎ lǐ quē qián. // Tự kỷ kháp chỉ nhất toán, ngũ hành khuyết phòng, mệnh lý khuyết […]

Shared Challenges

💬💰😔 Tell me when you have no money, let me know that I am not the only one who has no money. // 没钱用的时候跟我说，让我知道不止我一个人，没钱用。 Méi qián yòng de shíhòu gēn wǒ shuō, ràng wǒ zhīdào bùzhǐ wǒ yīgè rén, méi qián yòng. // Một tiền dụng đích thì hậu cân ngã thuyết, nhượng ngã tri […]

[Vietsub + Pinyin] Anji (Sha Jun Bo) – Northeastern Chinese Cuisine March

On my birthday, I made the first Chinese song video with Vietnamese subtitles : D. The first clause of each sentence was an excerpt from an ancient poem, the second one mentioned Northeastern Chinese cuisine. See also the Sino-Vietnamese verses of those Chinese poems in Vietnamese blog: [Vietsub + Pinyin] An Cát (Sa Tuấn Bá) […]

Funny Situations

😬🤯🤞 Feeling quite nervous about meeting the other person’s parents tomorrow, after all, I was the one who started the fight with their kid. // 明天就要见对方家长了，好忐忑啊，毕竟是我先动手打他家小孩的。 Míngtiān jiù yào jiàn duìfāng jiāzhǎngle, hǎo tǎntè a, bìjìng shì wǒ xiān dòngshǒu dǎ tā jiā xiǎohái de. // Minh thiên tựu yếu kiến đối phương gia trường […]

Trust Wisely

😄🗺️🙅‍♂️ Every time someone asks me for directions, I give them wrong directions. First, because I have no idea how to get there, and second, to teach everyone a lesson: Don’t trust good-looking people too easily. // 每次别人找我问路，我都瞎指的，第一是因为我根本不知道怎么走，第二是为了给世人一个教训：不要随便相信长得好看的人。 Měi cì biérén zhǎo wǒ wèn lù, wǒ dū xiā zhǐ de, dì yī shì yīnwèi wǒ […]

Financial Humor

💔🚶‍♂️💸 I turned down three men again, looking at their lonely distant figures, I can only whisper sorry. I really can’t afford your real estate, insurance and financial products. // 又拒绝了三个男生，看着他们远去的身影，有点落寞，我只能默默的说声抱歉。你们这个楼盘、保险、理财产品我是真的买不起。 Yòu jùjuéle sān gè nánshēng, kànzhe tāmen yuǎn qù de shēnyǐng, yǒudiǎn luòmò, wǒ zhǐ néng mòmò de shuō shēng bàoqiàn. Nǐmen zhège lóupán, […]

Shopping Humor

😄🌕🛍️ As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, men should learn from the Thai people. When a woman looks at something she likes, he should not hesitate to bow with his hands clasped together and say: Swipe my card. // 中秋来临，男人都应该向泰国人学习，当女人看上喜欢的东西时，应该毫不犹豫双手合十鞠躬道：刷我滴卡。 Zhōngqiū láilín, nánrén dōu yīnggāi xiàng tàiguó rén xuéxí, dāng nǚrén kàn shàng xǐhuān de dōngxī […]