New Year Goal

💸🔄🏦 In the new year, I just want to transfer the money in my head to my bank card. // 新的一年,只想把脑袋里面的钱转到我的银行卡里面去。 Xīn de yī nián, zhǐ xiǎng bǎ nǎodai lǐmiàn de qián zhuǎn dào wǒ de yínháng kǎ lǐmiàn qù. // Tân đích nhất niên, chích tưởng bả não đại lý diện đích tiền chuyển … Read more

New Year Goals

New Year's goals: Buy a $15,000 watch, buy a $75,000 car, buy a $300,000 villa, find someone who will give me $390,000.

🌸⌚️🚗 New Year’s goals: Buy a $15,000 watch, buy a $75,000 car, buy a $300,000 villa, find someone who will give me $390,000. // 新年目标:买一块$15,000的表、买一辆$75,000的车、买一套$300,000的别墅、找一个给我$390,000的人。 Xīnnián mùbiāo: Mǎi yīkuài $15,000 de biǎo, mǎi yī liàng $75,000 de chē, mǎi yī tào $300,000 de biéshù, zhǎo yīgè gěi wǒ $390,000 de rén. // Tân niên mục … Read more

Retirement Goals

Congratulations to everyone, the retirement date is one year closer

🤑🎉💰 Congratulations to everyone, the retirement date is one year closer. // 恭喜大家,领养老金的日子又进了一年。 Gōngxǐ dàjiā, lǐng yǎnglǎo jīn de rìzi yòu jìnle yī nián. // Cung hỉ đại gia, lĩnh dưỡng lão kim đích nhật tử hựu tiến liễu nhất niên. // Xin chúc mừng tất cả mọi người, ngày lĩnh lương hưu lại gần … Read more

Wine Wisdom

A tip for drinking: Keep two glasses of wine in hand so you don't message someone you shouldn't

🍾🍷🤔 A tip for drinking: Keep two glasses of wine in hand so you don’t message someone you shouldn’t. // 喝酒的一点小建议:手里拿两杯酒 这样你就不会给 不该发短信的人发消息。 Hējiǔ de yīdiǎn xiǎo jiànyì: Shǒu lǐ ná liǎng bēi jiǔ zhèyàng nǐ jiù bù huì gěi bù gāi fā duǎnxìn de rén fà xiāoxī. // Hát tửu đích nhất điểm tiểu … Read more