Post Holiday Struggles
⏰👖😅 My basic status after Tet: The alarm clock couldn’t wake me up, and pants can’t be put on. // 年后我的基本概况：闹钟叫不醒，裤子穿不上。 Nián hòu wǒ de jīběn gàikuàng: Nàozhōng jiào bù xǐng, kùzi chuān bù shàng. // Niên hậu ngã đích cơ bản khái huống: Nháo chung khiếu bất tỉnh, khố tử xuyên bất thượng. // […]
Post-Holiday Blues
😴😓📅 Knowing I had to work today, I couldn’t sleep last night. I have post-holiday blues. // 知道今天上班，昨晚失眠了，我这是节后忧虑症。 Zhīdào jīntiān shàngbān, zuó wǎn shīmiánle, wǒ zhè shì jié hòu yōulǜ zhèng. // Tri đạo kim thiên thượng ban, tạc vãn thất miên liễu, ngã giá thị tiết hậu ưu lự chứng. // Biết hôm nay […]
Back To Work Blues
😅💼🐷 On the first day of work, the heaviest is my mood and my weight. // 上班第一天，最沉重的是心情和我的体重。 Shàngbān dì yī tiān, zuì chénzhòng de shì xīnqíng hé wǒ de tǐzhòng. // Thượng ban đệ nhất thiên, tối trầm trọng đích thị tâm tình hòa ngã đích thể trọng. // Ngày đầu tiên đi làm, nặng […]
Three Worst Things
😅🏃💤 The three worst things in the world 1. Go to work 2. Get up early to go to work 3. Go to bed early to get up early to go to work. // 世界上最难受的三件事 1.上班 2.早起，为了去上班 3.早睡，为了早起去上班。 Shìjiè shàng zuì nánshòu de sān jiàn shì 1. Shàngbān 2. Zǎoqǐ, wèile qù shàngbān 3. Zǎo […]
Everyone Is Fat
🤭🍔🤷♂️ If you find that you have recently become fat, don’t panic, because you will find that you are not the only one who is fat. Everyone is fat, you are not fat, as if you are not in the group. // 如果你发现你最近变胖了，千万不要慌，因为你会发现胖的不止你一个，人家都胖你不胖好像你不合群似的。 Rúguǒ nǐ fāxiàn nǐ zuìjìn biàn pàngle, qiān wàn bùyào huāng, yīnwèi […]
Festive Feasting
🍜🥘🤣 It is said that we should eat during Tet, or else we would gain five pounds if others gained ten pounds, and it looks like our family condition is not as good as others. // 看见说春节期间该吃吃，要不见面了别人胖了十斤咱就胖五斤，显得咱家条件不如别人家似的拿捏了。 Kànjiàn shuō chūnjié qíjiān gāi chī chī, yào bù jiànmiànle biérén pàngle shí jīn zán jiù pàng wǔ […]
Abundance In All Areas
🌟💖💰 In the new year, may you have the most comfortable state of life. Gentle and interesting, you don’t have to be too intense; three meals and four seasons, you don’t have to be too hurried; there is love in your heart, there is money in your wallet, and there is a road under your […]
Wishes For All
📚💼💪 I hope everyone who sees this: pass every exam, get a promotion and a salary increase, become thinner and more beautiful, not single any more, be healthy, and get everything you want. // 希望看到的大家：逢考必过、升职加薪、变瘦变美、成功脱单、身体健康、心想事成。 Xīwàng kàn dào de dàjiā: féng kǎo bìguò, shēng zhí jiā xīn, biàn shòu biàn měi, chénggōng tuō dān, shēntǐ […]
The Year Of The Tiger
🐅🤞🌈 The year of the Tiger is here, luck will shine and troubles will be put aside. I wish you meet benefactors when going out, and harvest lots of happiness in 2022! // 虎年到，鸿运照，烦恼的事儿往边靠，祝你出门遇贵人，2022收获快乐！ Hǔ nián dào, hóngyùn zhào, fánnǎo de shì er wǎng biān kào, zhù nǐ chūmén yù guìrén, 2022 shōuhuò kuàilè! // […]