Costly Expenses
💰⛽️💸 The cost of oil is high, and the expenses for distant travels and poetic journeys are even higher. Even the stars and the vast ocean require tickets. When your balance can’t support your interests, all hobbies should be profitable. // 油价很贵，远方和诗的路费也更贵，星辰大海，都需要门票，当余额支撑不起兴趣的时候，所有的爱好，都应该是赚钱。 Yóujià hěn guì, yuǎnfāng hè shī de lùfèi yě gèng guì, xīngchén dàhǎi, […]
Concentration Skills
🧠🎯🔍 The most scarce abilities for adults are concentration and awareness. The former determines a person’s ability to do things, and the latter determines a person’s ability to be a human being. // 成年人最稀缺的能力，一是专注力，二是觉察力。前者决定一个人做事的能力，后者决定一个人做人的能力。 Chéngnián rén zuì xīquē de nénglì, yī shì zhuānzhù lì, èr shì juéchá lì. Qiánzhě juédìng yīgè rén zuòshì de nénglì, […]
Single Dog Protection
🐶💔🚨 This is too much!! You are suspected of hurting a nationally protected animal: the single dog. Weapon: dog food. Method of use: sprinkle. Damage range: 360 degrees with no physical damage. // 过分了！！ 你们涉嫌伤害国家一级保护动物：单身狗 武器：狗粮 使用方法：撒 伤害范围：360度无死角物理真伤 // Guòfènle!! Nǐmen shèxián shānghài guójiā yì jí bǎohù dòngwù: Dānshēn gǒu. Wǔqì: gǒu liáng. Shǐyòng fāngfǎ: […]
Love Math
💑➗😅 Do you know why 520÷3 cannot be divided evenly? Because the third person is inexhaustible. // 知道为什么520÷3除不尽吗？因为小三是除不尽的。 Zhīdào wèishéme 520÷3 chú bù jìn ma? Yīnwèi xiǎosān shì chú bù jìn de. // Tri đạo vi thậm ma 520÷3 trừ bất tận mạ? Nhân vi tiểu tam thị trừ bất tận đích. // Biết vì […]
Face-Saving Package
😉💼 Do you need a face-saving package? Here are the details: Transfer 6 yuan to me now, and at exactly 12:00 on May 20th, you will receive my 5.20. If you transfer 600 yuan, you will receive 520. And if you transfer 2000 yuan, you will receive 520 and 1314 simultaneously. // 有需要面子套餐的吗？详情如下：现在给我转6块，你能在5.20号0点，准时收到我的5.20，转账600能收到520 只需要转账2000，你就能同时收到520和1314转账。 Yǒu […]