Humor Life

🙋📲😅 Before: Life is a process of continuous exploration, continuous improvement, continuous progress, and realization of self-worth. Now: The only thing in this world that keeps me from procrastinating is charging my phone. // 以前:人生就是一个不断探索、不断进取、不断奋进,实现自我价值的过程。 现在:这个世界上唯一能让我不拖延的只有给手机充电。 Yǐqián: Rénshēng jiùshì yīgè bùduàn tànsuǒ, bùduàn jìnqǔ, bùduàn fènjìn, shíxiàn zìwǒ jiàzhí de guòchéng. Xiànzài: Zhège shìjiè shàng […]
Comfort Zone

🛋🌐💪 Before: I had to get out of my comfort zone. Now: Trying to expand my comfort zone. // 以前:我一定要走出舒适圈。 现在:努力扩大舒适圈。 Yǐqián: Wǒ yīdìng yào zǒuchū shūshì quān. Xiànzài: Nǔlì kuòdà shūshì quān. // Dĩ tiền: Ngã nhất định yếu tẩu xuất thư thích quyển. Hiện tại: Nỗ lực khoách đại thư thích quyển. // […]
Sunny Day Escape

🌞🛌🏽📱 Before: Looking forward to a trip on a sunny day, or a walk around the neighborhood. Now: Looking forward to finding a shaded meadow on a sunny day to lie down and play with my phone. // 以前:期待在一个阳光灿烂的日子里来一次旅行,不行也要去家附近走走放放风。 现在:期待在一个阳光灿烂的日子里找个有树荫的草地躺下来玩手机。 Yǐqián: Qídài zài yīgè yángguāng cànlàn de rìzi lǐ lái yīcì lǚxíng, bùxíng yě yào […]
Then And Now

🌤🌙👍 In the past, when I liked someone: I cared about them morning and night. Now, when I like someone: I give their social media posts a ‘like’. // 以前喜欢一个人:每天早晚嘘寒问暖。 现在喜欢一个人:最多给他朋友圈点赞。 Yǐqián xǐhuān yīgè rén: Měitiān zǎowǎn xūhánwènnuǎn. Xiànzài xǐhuān yīgè rén: Zuìduō gěi tā péngyǒu quāndiǎn zàn. // Dĩ tiền hỉ hoan nhất cá […]
Morning Struggle

😴🤜🗣️ Before: Getting up early is the most advanced self-discipline of a person. Now: Whenever the alarm clock goes off, two little people fight in my mind, one says: It’s still early, go to sleep! The other rushes up to beat him: What nonsense you’ve just said! // 以前:早起,是一个人最高级的自律。 现在:每当闹钟响起,我脑中就会出现两个小人打架,一个说:还早呢再睡会儿!另一个冲上去揍他:你说的这不是废话吗! Yǐqián: Zǎoqǐ, shì yīgè rén […]