Post Holiday Struggles

⏰👖😅 My basic status after Tet: The alarm clock couldn’t wake me up, and pants can’t be put on. // 年后我的基本概况:闹钟叫不醒,裤子穿不上。 Nián hòu wǒ de jīběn gàikuàng: Nàozhōng jiào bù xǐng, kùzi chuān bù shàng. // Niên hậu ngã đích cơ bản khái huống: Nháo chung khiếu bất tỉnh, khố tử xuyên bất thượng. // … Read more

Post-Holiday Blues

Knowing I had to work today, I couldn’t sleep last night

😴😓📅 Knowing I had to work today, I couldn’t sleep last night. I have post-holiday blues. // 知道今天上班,昨晚失眠了,我这是节后忧虑症。 Zhīdào jīntiān shàngbān, zuó wǎn shīmiánle, wǒ zhè shì jié hòu yōulǜ zhèng. // Tri đạo kim thiên thượng ban, tạc vãn thất miên liễu, ngã giá thị tiết hậu ưu lự chứng. // Biết hôm nay … Read more

Back To Work Blues

On the first day of work, the heaviest is my mood and my weight

😅💼🐷 On the first day of work, the heaviest is my mood and my weight. // 上班第一天,最沉重的是心情和我的体重。 Shàngbān dì yī tiān, zuì chénzhòng de shì xīnqíng hé wǒ de tǐzhòng. // Thượng ban đệ nhất thiên, tối trầm trọng đích thị tâm tình hòa ngã đích thể trọng. // Ngày đầu tiên đi làm, nặng … Read more

Three Worst Things

The three worst things in the world

😅🏃💤 The three worst things in the world 1. Go to work 2. Get up early to go to work 3. Go to bed early to get up early to go to work. // 世界上最难受的三件事 1.上班 2.早起,为了去上班 3.早睡,为了早起去上班。 Shìjiè shàng zuì nánshòu de sān jiàn shì 1. Shàngbān 2. Zǎoqǐ, wèile qù shàngbān 3. Zǎo … Read more

Everyone Is Fat

If you find that you have recently become fat, don't panic

🤭🍔🤷‍♂️ If you find that you have recently become fat, don’t panic, because you will find that you are not the only one who is fat. Everyone is fat, you are not fat, as if you are not in the group. // 如果你发现你最近变胖了,千万不要慌,因为你会发现胖的不止你一个,人家都胖你不胖好像你不合群似的​。 Rúguǒ nǐ fāxiàn nǐ zuìjìn biàn pàngle, qiān wàn bùyào huāng, yīnwèi … Read more