Insomnia Humor
😴🐏😅 I couldn’t sleep while counting sheep, suddenly one little sheep stepped forward and said, ‘Please pay more attention, you’ve already counted me once. // 睡不着在数羊的时候，突然有一只小羊站了出来对我说 请你用心一点，你已经数过我一次了。 Shuì bùzháo zài shù yáng de shíhòu, túrán yǒuyī zhǐ xiǎo yáng zhànle chūlái duì wǒ shuō qǐng nǐ yòngxīn yīdiǎn, nǐ yǐjīng shùguò wǒ yīcìle. // Thụy […]
Cost Effective
🌇😴🌙 According to my own research, getting up at four o’clock in the afternoon is the most cost-effective. You only need to eat one dinner, play all night, sleep all day, and eat one meal, while those who get up at seven or eight in the morning eat three meals is the prodigal son. // […]
Dark Circles
👁️😂👁️🗨️ Someone said I wear eyeshadow which is an insult to my dark circles. // 竟然有人说我涂了眼影，简直是侮辱了我的黑眼圈。 Jìngrán yǒurén shuō wǒ túle yǎnyǐng, jiǎnzhí shì wǔrǔle wǒ de hēi yǎnquān. // Cánh nhiên hữu nhân thuyết ngã đồ liễu nhãn ảnh, giản trực thị vũ nhục liễu ngã đích hắc nhãn quyển. // Có người nói […]
Sounds Of Celebration
🥁🎆🔥 If you miss out on some specific people, it’s a damn good thing gongs and drums are blaring and firecrackers are going off. // 有些人一旦错过了 真他妈谢天谢地 锣鼓喧天 鞭炮齐鸣。 Yǒuxiē rén yīdàn cuòguòle zhēn tā mā xiètiānxièdì luógǔ xuān tiān biānpào qí míng. // Hữu ta nhân nhất đán thác quá liễu chân tha mụ […]
No Shovel
👷⛏️😄 You may be a really good person deep down inside, but I don’t carry around a shovel. // 你可能在内心深处是一个非常好的人，但我不会随身携带铲子。 Nǐ kěnéng zài nèixīn shēn chù shì yīgè fēicháng hǎo de rén, dàn wǒ bù huì suíshēn xiédài chǎnzi. // Nhĩ khả năng tại nội tâm thâm xử thị nhất cá phi thường hảo đích […]