Money Woes

I missed being a child; so long as I reached out my hand, I could get money

💰🧑🏻😅 I missed being a child; so long as I reached out my hand, I could get money. But now I can’t; I have to kneel on the road and reach out my hand. // 好怀念小时候, 只要伸手就能要到钱, 现在不行了, 得跪在马路上伸手才行了。 Hǎo huáiniàn xiǎoshíhòu, zhǐyào shēnshǒu jiù néng yào dào qián, xiànzài bùxíngle, dé guì zài mǎlù … Read more

Mermaid

I'm a mermaid. I'm sick now

🧜‍♀️🌊🍵 I’m a mermaid. I’m sick now. I need pearls in the sea to cure me. If you want to save me, buy me a bubble tea. ​​​​ // 我是一条美人鱼, 我现在生病了, 需要大海里的珍珠治病, 如果你想救我, 就给我买杯珍珠奶茶吧! Wǒ shì yītiáo měirényú, wǒ xiànzài shēngbìngle, xūyào dàhǎi lǐ de zhēnzhū zhì bìng, rúguǒ nǐ xiǎng jiù wǒ, jiù gěi … Read more

Keeping It Real

Recently, I feel that I am almost as poor as many lead female characters in fictions

💼📚💸 Recently, I feel that I am almost as poor as many lead female characters in fictions. // 最近感觉自己跟很多总裁文女主差不多, 跟她们一样穷。 Zuìjìn gǎnjué zìjǐ gēn hěnduō zǒngcái wén nǚ zhǔ chàbùduō, gēn tāmen yīyàng qióng. // Tối cận cảm giác tự kỷ cân ngận đa tổng tài văn nữ chủ soa bất đa, cân tha môn … Read more

Sweet Gestures

"I like you" is too frivolous. "I love you" is too heavy

☕❤️🥤 “I like you” is too frivolous. “I love you” is too heavy. “I’ll buy you a cup of milk tea” is just right. // “我喜欢你”这句话太轻浮。”我爱你”这句话太沉重。”我给你买杯奶茶吧”这句话刚刚好。 “Wǒ xǐhuān nǐ” zhè jù huà tài qīngfú. “Wǒ ài nǐ” zhè jù huà tài chénzhòng. “Wǒ gěi nǐ mǎi bēi nǎichá bā” zhè jù huà gānggāng hǎo. // … Read more

Rural Life

If I were in the countryside, I could eat bacon

🌾🏙️🐔 If I were in the countryside, I could eat bacon, wild vegetables, eggs, pickled cabbage and green beans every day, and I could also raise cattle. I don’t know who invented working which results in my having nothing. // 本来在农村的我可以天天吃腊肉野菜、土鸡蛋、酸菜豆角还可以放牛,不知道谁发明了打工,搞得我现在一无所有。 Běnlái zài nóngcūn de wǒ kěyǐ tiāntiān chī làròu yěcài, tǔ jīdàn, suāncài dòujiǎo … Read more