Procrastination Level Expert

Thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep until the day after tomorrow

🛌🏻😴📅 Thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, I will sleep until the day after tomorrow. // 想到明天还有很多事做,我直接睡到后天。 Xiǎngdào míngtiān hái yǒu hěnduō shì zuò, wǒ zhíjiē shuì dào hòutiān. // Tưởng đáo minh thiên hoàn hữu ngận đa sự tố, ngã trực tiếp thụy đáo hậu thiên. // Nghĩ rằng ngày … Read more

Wandering Spirit

Wandering is an ideal and a profession, going to work is slavery and atonement

🚶🏻🌍💼 Wandering is an ideal and a profession, going to work is slavery and atonement. // 流浪是一种理想 也是一种职业,上班是一种奴役 也是一种赎罪​。 Liúlàng shì yī zhǒng lǐxiǎng yěshì yī zhǒng zhíyè, shàngbān shì yī zhǒng núyì yěshì yī zhǒng shúzuì​. // Lưu lãng thị nhất chủng lý tưởng dã thị nhất chủng chức nghiệp, thượng ban thị nhất … Read more

Sin And Atonement

Poverty is a sin, work is an atonement

🤷💼💔 Poverty is a sin, work is an atonement. // 贫穷是一种罪恶,上班是一种赎罪。 Pínqióng shì yī zhǒng zuì’è, shàngbān shì yī zhǒng shúzuì. // Bần cùng thị nhất chủng tội ác, thượng ban thị nhất chủng thục tội. // Nghèo đói là tội lỗi, làm việc là chuộc tội.

Insomnia Humor

I couldn't sleep while counting sheep, suddenly one little sheep stepped forward and said

😴🐏😅 I couldn’t sleep while counting sheep, suddenly one little sheep stepped forward and said, ‘Please pay more attention, you’ve already counted me once. // 睡不着在数羊的时候,突然有一只小羊站了出来对我说 请你用心一点,你已经数过我一次了。 Shuì bùzháo zài shù yáng de shíhòu, túrán yǒuyī zhǐ xiǎo yáng zhànle chūlái duì wǒ shuō qǐng nǐ yòngxīn yīdiǎn, nǐ yǐjīng shùguò wǒ yīcìle. // Thụy … Read more

Cost Effective

According to my own research, getting up at four o'clock in the afternoon is the most cost-effective

🌇😴🌙 According to my own research, getting up at four o’clock in the afternoon is the most cost-effective. You only need to eat one dinner, play all night, sleep all day, and eat one meal, while those who get up at seven or eight in the morning eat three meals is the prodigal son. // … Read more