Lucky In Love

Lunar New Year's here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down "fu," are meant to be given, never taken by you.

😏💘😂 Lunar New Year’s here, blessing signs appear. My feelings for you, like the upside-down “fu,” are meant to be given, never taken by you. // 过年了,贴福了,我对你的喜欢就像这个春节的福字,注定倒贴。 Guònián le, tiē fú le, wǒ duì nǐ de xǐhuān jiù xiàng zhège Chūnjié de fú zì, zhùdìng dào tiē. // Quá niên liễu, thiếp phúc liễu, ngã […]

No Dating

I don't start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you're only after my lucky money.

💰💔😂 I don’t start a relationship at the end of the lunar year, in case you’re only after my lucky money. // 年底不处对象,怕你冲我压岁钱来的。 Niándǐ bù chǔ duìxiàng, pà nǐ chōng wǒ yāsuì qián lái de. // Niên để bất xử đối tượng, phạ nhĩ xung ngã áp tuế tiền lai đích. // Cuối năm không […]

New Year Problem

The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously.

😅😂😳 The scariest part of the New Year is when I politely refuse your red envelope, and you actually take it seriously. // 过年最害怕,我客气推掉你的红包,你却信以为真。 Guònián zuì hàipà, wǒ kèqì tuī diào nǐ de hóngbāo, nǐ què xìn yǐ wéi zhēn. // Quá niên tối hại phạ, ngã khách khí thôi điệu nhĩ đích hồng bao, […]

Mom Jokes

My mom says I'm not completely broke. At least I still have the nerve to come home.

😅🙈🏡 My mom says I’m not completely broke. At least I still have the nerve to come home. // 我妈说我并不是一无所有,我还有脸回家。 Wǒ mā shuō wǒ bìng bú shì yì wú suǒ yǒu, wǒ hái yǒu liǎn huí jiā. // Ngã ma thuyết ngã tịnh bất thị nhất vô sở hữu, ngã hoàn hữu kiểm hồi gia. […]

Home For Holidays

Others go home with money. I go home ahead of time.

🚶‍♂️💸🏡 Others go home with money. I go home ahead of time. // 别人提钱回家,我也提前回家。 Biérén tí qián huí jiā, wǒ yě tíqián huí jiā. // Biệt nhân đề tiền hồi gia, ngã dã đề tiền hồi gia. // Người ta mang tiền về nhà, còn tôi thì về nhà sớm.