Romantic Fool

He said his home has no gas and needs to cook with firewood

😍🔥🌲 He said his home has no gas and needs to cook with firewood. Not only were you unafraid, you even started fantasizing about chopping wood together in the mountains. // 他说他家没有煤气,需要烧火做饭,你不但不怕,甚至都开始幻想跟他一起上山砍柴了。 Tā shuō tā jiā méiyǒu méiqì, xūyào shāohuǒ zuòfàn, nǐ bùdàn bù pà, shènzhì dōu kāishǐ huànxiǎng gēn tā yīqǐ shàng shān kǎn … Read more

Friendship Truth

You keep forgiving those who hurt you

🤷‍♀️💔🚫 You keep forgiving those who hurt you. It seems like you’re really short of friends. // 你不停地原谅那些伤害你的人,你好像很缺朋友。 Nǐ bù tíng de yuánliàng nàxiē shānghài nǐ de rén, nǐ hǎoxiàng hěn quē péngyǒu. // Nhĩ bất đình đích nguyên lượng na ta thương hại nhĩ đích nhân, nhĩ hảo tượng ngận khuyết bằng hữu. // … Read more

Food Trivia

Little-known fact: Fried eggs and fried chicken are actually the same thing, just at different ages.

🍳🍗😆 Little-known fact: Fried eggs and fried chicken are actually the same thing, just at different ages. // 冷知识:其实,煎蛋和炸鸡是一个东西,只是说年龄不一样。 Lěng zhīshì qíshí jiān dàn hé zhájī shì yī gè dōngxi zhǐshì shuō niánlíng bù yīyàng. // Lãnh tri thức: Tiễn đản hòa tráp kê kỳ thực thị đồng nhất cá đông tây, chỉ thị niên … Read more

Emotional Value

You think I don’t know one cup of milk tea can buy ten eggs?

🥚💢😤 You think I don’t know one cup of milk tea can buy ten eggs? But can ten eggs buy me the emotional value of one milk tea? // 你以为我不知道一杯奶茶可以买十个鸡蛋吗?十个鸡蛋可以买我一杯奶茶的情绪价值吗? Nǐ yǐwéi wǒ bù zhīdào yì bēi nǎichá kěyǐ mǎi shí gè jīdàn ma? Shí gè jīdàn kěyǐ mǎi wǒ yì bēi nǎichá de qíngxù … Read more

Diet Detour

Good news: My weight loss has entered a plateau phase

🍔⚖️😅 Good news: My weight loss has entered a plateau phase. Bad news: It’s the delivery app platform I’ve plateaued on. // 好消息:减肥进入平台期 坏消息:进的是外卖平台 Hǎo xiāoxi: Jiǎnféi jìnrù píngtái qī Huài xiāoxi: Jìn de shì wàimài píngtái // Hảo tiêu tức: Giảm phì tiến nhập bình đài kỳ Hoại tiêu tức: Tiến đích thị ngoại … Read more