👻💼😩 Being human is exhausting, being a worker is even worse. I might as well become a cheerful ghost. // 做人太累了，做打工人更累，还是当个开心鬼吧。 Zuò rén tài lèi le, zuò dǎ gōng rén gèng lèi, hái shì dāng gè kāi xīn guǐ ba. // Vi nhân thái lụy liễu, tác đả công nhân cánh lụy, hoàn thị đương … Read more
😂👻💄 Went out bare-faced and got praised for my epic Halloween makeup. // 素颜出门被人夸万圣节妆容好绝。 Sù yán chū mén bèi rén kuā wàn shèng jié zhuāng róng hǎo jué. // Tố nhan xuất môn bị nhân khoa Vạn Thánh Tiết trang dung hảo tuyệt. // Mặt mộc ra đường bị khen trang điểm Halloween quá đỉnh.
😅📉👮 My friend joined a fake stock group and got scammed out of over 300,000. Later, the police recovered the money and told him he was lucky it was a fake stock group, because if he had bought real stocks, they couldn’t have gotten it back. // 朋友进了一个假股票群，被骗了三十几万，后来报警警察追回了。警察告诉他，还好进的是假股票群，如果买的真股票就追不回来了。 Péng yǒu jìn le yí gè jiǎ … Read more
😂📉💸 Brothers, be sure to hide your private money in the stock market. Not only will your wife never find it, you won’t be able to find it yourself! // 兄弟们，私房钱一定要藏在股市里，不仅老婆找不到，自己也会找不到！ Xiōngdimen, sīfángqián yīdìng yào cáng zài gǔshì lǐ, bùjǐn lǎopó zhǎo bù dào, zìjǐ yě huì zhǎo bù dào! // Huynh đệ môn, tư … Read more
📱📈🤣 The only way ordinary people can make money from stocks is by joining more chat groups. When others show off their gains, ask them to send a red envelope to celebrate. // 普通人炒股唯一赚钱的方式，就是多加几个群，别人炫耀的时候，你让他发红包庆祝一下。 Pǔ tōng rén chǎo gǔ wéi yī zhuàn qián de fāng shì, jiù shì duō jiā jǐ gè qún, bié rén … Read more