Winter Driving
🌨️🚗🛵 It’s snowing! For Land Rover friends, switch your Terrain Response System beside the gearbox to Mode 2 for snow. For BMW friends, tap the OFF button on the top left of your electronic shifter to activate Dynamic Traction Control. Dear Audi and Porsche owners, please turn on the ESP stability system. And for those […]
Fake Concern
😔👥🚶♂️ When you fail, there is always a group of people who come to care about you, ask what happened, and then leave, perfectly satisfied. // 当你失败时，总有一群人来关心你，问你发生了什么，然后心满意足地离开。 Dāng nǐ shībài shí, zǒng yǒu yì qún rén lái guānxīn nǐ, wèn nǐ fāshēng le shénme, ránhòu xīn mǎn yì zú de líkāi. // Đương nhĩ thất […]
Parental Worry
😂🙃🤦♀️ Mom: Worried I might befriend shady people. Reality: Friends befriend the shady me. // 我妈：担心我和不三不四的人交朋友 实际上：朋友和不三不四的我交朋友。 Wǒ mā: Dānxīn wǒ hé bù sān bù sì de rén jiāo péngyou Shíjì shang: Péngyou hé bù sān bù sì de wǒ jiāo péngyou. // Ngã ma: Đam tâm ngã hòa bất tam bất tứ đích nhân […]
Shopping Paradox
🛒😅🍫 The snack-buying paradox: At home: Want to eat everything. At the store: No cravings at all. Back home: Should’ve bought something. After buying a pile: Should’ve bought nothing. // 买零食现状： 在家：啥都想吃 在超市：毫无欲望 到家：早知道买点了 买了一堆后：早知道不买了。 Mǎi líng shí xiàn zhuàng: Zài jiā: Shá dōu xiǎng chī. Zài chāo shì: Háo wú yù wàng. Dào jiā: […]
Relationship Truth
🔄🤨💡 People who treated you badly before and suddenly become nice are not having a moral awakening, they just happen to need you. // 以前对你不好的人，突然对你好，不是他良心发现，而是他正好需要你。 Yǐ qián duì nǐ bù hǎo de rén, tū rán duì nǐ hǎo, bú shì tā liáng xīn fā xiàn, ér shì tā zhèng hǎo xū yào nǐ. // Dĩ […]