Anger Or Hurt
😤💔🚫 Anger was better than hurt, but not by much. — Suzanne Brockmann // 愤怒比受伤好一些，但也好不了多少。 Fènnù bǐ shòushāng hǎo yīxiē, dàn yě hǎo bù liǎo duōshǎo. // Phẫn nộ bỉ thụ thương hảo nhất ta, đãn dã hảo bất liễu đa thiểu. // Giận dữ thì đỡ hơn bị tổn thương một chút, nhưng cũng […]
Takeout Life
🍱💸💔 After days of eating cheap takeout, I felt hopeful about life, dreaming of a better future, finding a partner, buying a home, starting a family. Thanks to the government talking to three companies and making takeout prices rise, all my illusions are now shattered. // 吃了几天便宜外卖，感觉人生有希望了，日子会越过越好，还想着找个男朋友买房买车结婚生子，感谢zf约谈三家让外卖涨价，打破我的那些幻想。 Chī le jǐ tiān piányí wàimài, gǎnjué rénshēng […]
Fitness Joke
🥤🏋️😂 I asked my coach if I could drink milk tea after working out. He said, “If you really want it, just have a little.” So I bought a large cup of “A little” milk tea brand. // 我问教练健完身能不能喝奶茶，教练说：“实在想喝就喝一点点。”于是我就买了一大杯一点点奶茶。 Wǒ wèn jiàoliàn jiàn wán shēn néng bù néng hē nǎichá, jiàoliàn shuō: “Shízài xiǎng hē […]
Hungry Truth
🍽️😂🍚 I’m hungry. Turns out being honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, considerate, cute, pure, innocent, romantic, generous, fun, clever, passionate, sweet, elegant, graceful, and beautiful can’t be eaten as food. // 我饿了，果然诚实、可靠、幽默、风趣、温柔、善良、正义、体贴、可爱、单纯、天真、浪漫、大方、有趣、灵巧、热情、甜美、典雅、优雅、美丽不能当饭吃。 Wǒ è le, guǒrán chéngshí, kěkào, yōumò, fēngqù, wēnróu, shànliáng, zhèngyì, tǐtiē, kě’ài, dānchún, tiānzhēn, làngmàn, dàfāng, yǒuqù, língqiǎo, rèqíng, tiánměi, diǎnyǎ, […]
Qixi Humor
🌉🍡💰 While the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge, I’m at the bridge selling popsicles, earning extra cash. Not bad at all. // 牛郎织女鹊桥会，我在桥头卖冰棍，赚点外快，也挺好。 Niúláng Zhīnǚ Quèqiáo huì, wǒ zài qiáotóu mài bīnggùn, zhuàn diǎn wàikuài, yě tǐng hǎo. // Ngưu Lang Chức Nữ Thước kiều hội, ngã tại kiều đầu […]