Fitness Joke

I asked my coach if I could drink milk tea after working out. He said, "If you really want it, just have a little." So I bought a large cup of "A little" milk tea brand.

🥤🏋️😂 I asked my coach if I could drink milk tea after working out. He said, “If you really want it, just have a little.” So I bought a large cup of “A little” milk tea brand. // 我问教练健完身能不能喝奶茶,教练说:“实在想喝就喝一点点。”于是我就买了一大杯一点点奶茶。 Wǒ wèn jiàoliàn jiàn wán shēn néng bù néng hē nǎichá, jiàoliàn shuō: “Shízài xiǎng hē … Read more

Hungry Truth

I'm hungry. Turns out being honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, considerate, cute, pure, innocent, romantic, generous, fun, clever, passionate, sweet, elegant, graceful, and beautiful can't be eaten as food.

🍽️😂🍚 I’m hungry. Turns out being honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just, considerate, cute, pure, innocent, romantic, generous, fun, clever, passionate, sweet, elegant, graceful, and beautiful can’t be eaten as food. // 我饿了,果然诚实、可靠、幽默、风趣、温柔、善良、正义、体贴、可爱、单纯、天真、浪漫、大方、有趣、灵巧、热情、甜美、典雅、优雅、美丽不能当饭吃。 Wǒ è le, guǒrán chéngshí, kěkào, yōumò, fēngqù, wēnróu, shànliáng, zhèngyì, tǐtiē, kě’ài, dānchún, tiānzhēn, làngmàn, dàfāng, yǒuqù, língqiǎo, rèqíng, tiánměi, diǎnyǎ, … Read more

Qixi Humor

While the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge, I’m at the bridge selling popsicles, earning extra cash. Not bad at all.

🌉🍡💰 While the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the Magpie Bridge, I’m at the bridge selling popsicles, earning extra cash. Not bad at all. // 牛郎织女鹊桥会,我在桥头卖冰棍,赚点外快,也挺好。 Niúláng Zhīnǚ Quèqiáo huì, wǒ zài qiáotóu mài bīnggùn, zhuàn diǎn wàikuài, yě tǐng hǎo. // Ngưu Lang Chức Nữ Thước kiều hội, ngã tại kiều đầu … Read more

Qixi Mood

Qixi isn’t the point. The point is I get to legitimately stay home all day again.

🏮🏡😌 Qixi isn’t the point. The point is I get to legitimately stay home all day again. // 七夕不是重点,重点是我又可以,名正言顺地宅一天了。 Qīxī bú shì zhòngdiǎn, zhòngdiǎn shì wǒ yòu kěyǐ, míngzhèng yánshùn de zhái yì tiān le. // Thất Tịch bất thị trọng điểm, trọng điểm thị ngã hựu khả dĩ, danh chính ngôn thuận địa trạch … Read more

Qixi Alone

I wanted to find a partner for Asian Valentine’s Day, only to realize I am the biggest obstacle myself.

💔🚧🎋 I wanted to find a partner for Asian Valentine’s Day, only to realize I am the biggest obstacle myself. // 想找个对象一起过七夕,结果发现自己就是,最大的障碍。 Xiǎng zhǎo gè duìxiàng yīqǐ guò Qīxī, jiéguǒ fāxiàn zìjǐ jiù shì, zuìdà de zhàng’ài. // Tưởng trảo cá đối tượng nhất khởi quá Thất Tịch, kết quả phát hiện tự kỷ tựu … Read more