New Year Crushes
😍🎉🔥 The Lunar New Year is here. Before the holiday, I liked many handsome guys. Afterward, I still won’t let you guys escape. // 过年了，年前喜欢了很多帅哥，年后我也不会放过你们。 Guò nián le, nián qián xǐ huān le hěn duō shuài gē, nián hòu wǒ yě bú huì fàng guò nǐ men. // Quá niên liễu, niên tiền hỉ hoan […]
Family Dynamics
😂🏠🤦♂️ Before I came home, my parents said they missed me. After coming back, I realized they just wanted to scold me. // 没回家之前，爸妈都说想我了，回来之后才发现，他们只不过是想骂我了 Méi huí jiā zhī qián, bà mā dōu shuō xiǎng wǒ le, huí lái zhī hòu cái fā xiàn, tā men zhǐ bú guò shì xiǎng mà wǒ le. // Một […]
Spring Festival Humor
📺🏠❤️ I won’t attend the Spring Festival Gala this year, but instead choose to stay home with my family. Thank you to all my Momo friends for your support. I hope everyone understands. // 本人今年不会出席春节联欢晚会，而是选择在家陪伴我的亲人，谢谢各位Momo好友的支持，希望大家理解。 Běn rén jīn nián bù huì chū xí Chūn Jié Lián Huān Wǎn Huì, ér shì xuǎn zé zài jiā […]
Kitchen God Festival
🔥😂🏮 On the night before the Kitchen God Festival 2025, my mom said if I don’t find a partner soon, I won’t even have the face to pay respects to the Kitchen God during the New Year. He might mock me for being unwanted. Honey, should I try to get on the Kitchen God’s good […]
Family Gossip
🍵👄🎤 My purpose for going home for the Lunar New Year: giving relatives something to gossip about. // 我过年回家的用途：给亲戚们过嘴瘾。 Wǒ guò nián huí jiā de yòng tú: gěi qīn qī men guò zuǐ yǐn. // Ngã quá niên hồi gia đích dụng đồ: cấp thân thích môn quá chủy ẩn. // Mục đích tôi về […]