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🎒🚶‍♀️🌄 My luggage is heavy, thank you — from here on, let me walk the road alone. // 我行李很重，谢谢你，接下来的路交给我自己吧。 Wǒ xíng lǐ hěn zhòng, xiè xiè nǐ, jiē xià lái de lù jiāo gěi wǒ zì jǐ ba. // Ngã hành lý rất trọng, tạ tạ nhĩ, tiếp hạ lai đích lộ giao cấp ngã … Read more

🎟️💔🎭 Thought I had a ticket to deep love — turns out it was just a trial pass for a fling. // 以为拿了深情的入场券，结果是暧昧的体验卡。 Yǐ wéi ná le shēn qíng de rù chǎng quàn, jié guǒ shì ài mèi de tǐ yàn kǎ. // Dĩ vi nã liễu thâm tình đích nhập trường khoán, kết quả … Read more

📉👴⚰️ I originally bought some big company stocks to prepare for retirement — little did I know they came to send me off instead. // 本来买点大公司的股票准备养老，没成想它是来给我送终的。 Běn lái mǎi diǎn dà gōng sī de gǔ piào zhǔn bèi yǎng lǎo, méi chéng xiǎng tā shì lái gěi wǒ sòng zhōng de. // Bổn lai mãi … Read more

💔📉😂 If your boyfriend is emotionally stable today and even strangely happy, break up with him immediately — he clearly holds no financial assets. He’s broke. // 今天如果你的男朋友情绪稳定，甚至还有些莫名开心，请赶快分手，因为他没有持有任何金融资产，是个穷逼。 Jīn tiān rú guǒ nǐ de nán péng yǒu qíng xù wěn dìng, shèn zhì hái yǒu xiē mò míng kāi xīn, qǐng gǎn kuài fēn shǒu, … Read more

🍗📉🗽 If the stock market continues to fall tomorrow, I will impose counter-sanctions on the U.S. economy — next week and the week after, I will boycott KFC’s Crazy Thursday. // 如果明天大盘继续跌，那么我将对美国经济实施反制裁，下周以及下下周，我将不会出席 KFC的Crazy Thursday活动。 Rú guǒ míng tiān dà pán jì xù diē, nà me wǒ jiāng duì Měi guó jīng jì shí shī fǎn … Read more